gee..such a perverted meal..=3=''

[heldrad]

Some time ago my parents invited my cousin Jesús (that's his real name) to stay with us because he's going to study uni in our city..So today, we were having meal (eggs with chorizo btw XD) and I was talking about poor people's food around the world when my dad suddenly said: 
-Jesús, I want to talk to you about something but I'm afraid it might offend you..
Then mom said:
-If you think it's offensive then don't say it...
And dad replied:
-No, but I think it's important that he knows..It's about masturbation.
Mom, Jesús and I were like.. O-----OU   X___xU   =___=U
Then I said:
-Dad.. I think you should talk to him personally about such things...
Mom agreed:
-Yeah.. It's non of our concern...
And dad said:
-Aw, but it's such a natural thing.. Women masturbate too.. Look, it's very simple, you..
And mom and I:
-Ahh! I just finished my meal. 
-Yeah, let's go.. you talk about your stuff... *running away*
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*Upstairs*
mom - Your dad had to come up with his random comments...
me - Poor Jesús... POOR HIM!

hahahaha XDDD Seriously.. Poor boy.. You just need to run when dad starts talking about those topics... I wonder what kind of 'advise' he gave my poor cousin XDDD~ hahahaha