Jul 23, 2010 13:05
So last night Amy and I were on my bed watching a Very Potter Musical the Sequel. Then Amy notices this huge monster!spider on my ceiling right above my bed. And I swear that thing looked like a black widow. So I grab a tissue and attempt to smoosh it. Attempt being the key word there. Instead of becoming flattened this spider of doom decided not to die and instead landed in my bed.
Now, I'm pretty good with spiders. Sure, I don't love them, but I'm no Ron Weasley. But a big hulking possible black widow spider in my bed?!?!?
Yes, Amy and I screamed a little.
So eventually we did manage to locate said death!spider and successfully kill it. Turns out it wasn't a black widow, but still it was a nasty bitey kind of spider (and it was IN MY BED!!!)
So Amy goes to sleep and then I continue to find 3 more spiders! And they were all the same kind as the first, except I swear they kept getting larger.
My favorite was the one I found by feeling something crawling on my arm as I was trying to sleep....
WTF California, wtf?
attack!,
wtf