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[helaine85]

So it occurred to me that I haven't updated in ages, so here's a general post about life

Comments

[x5927alpha]

Let's get married!

I moved to California but I suspect we should endevor to meet and do something amusing when I next visit...yes. Yes?

Loves,
Heather

[helaine85]

It's comforting to know that there's still at least one girl out there who wants to marry me.

We should definitely hang out again- you're one of the weirdest friends I have, and I miss you. Have fun in California! Look out for the bikini-clad girls on bicycles, I've heard STORIES.

-Maura

[x5927alpha]

Of course I still want to marry you. You are amusing!

I am glad to be one of your weirdest friends, and I miss you too. California is not fun, it is a trial on the nerves, and I suspect no bikini clad girl on a bike could fix me now...no matter what amazing tricks she had to show me.

Loves,
Heather

[helaine85]

Bummer. What's so bad that bikinis can't fix it? Well, granted, it's California, the only place on earth that makes my lungs curl up in a corner and weep, but still... Hopefully you can visit soon. We have real oxygen here, you know! And proper trees!

-Maura

[x5927alpha]

I have gotten myself involved in my best friend's bad life situation, and she worries the fuck out of me 24/7. I have never been more worried about anyone in my life.

But anyhow, I am coming back to Washington September 29th to October 1st, for my friend's birthday. Maybe I could see you for a bit of time then, but I doubt it. I will endevor to see you before I die though. I hope I can at least?

Loves,
Heather

[helaine85]

That's too bad about your friend. It's frustrating worrying about other people's problems, because usually there's not a whole lot you can do about them.

Let's try and work something out while you're here. Maybe you can meet me downtown sometime and we can go shopping for some of your weird foreign music. At any rate, I also think we should hang out again before either of us kicks it. It'd just be sad not to.

Good luck with everything!

Loves back,
Maura

[x5927alpha]

I would love to go shoping with you for weird foreign music. That is always a dream of mine. LOL.

I am glad there are still somewhat sane people like you out there. You seem to calm me...and provide amusement. I fear, my friend, that if I were closer to you, you might have to live in my closet or under my bed. It just would have to be.

Loves,
Heather

[helaine85]

Hey, as long as your closet and/or bed has internet access and ready supplies of chocolate, then I'm totally there.

-Maura

[x5927alpha]

LOL! For you I would provide both. Although you would have to fight me for the Chocolate...

Loves,
Heather

[helaine85]

You're on. With my mad Kung Fu skillz, I could totally take you.

[x5927alpha]

*squeels with amusement* You can't take me! I am a crazy lesbian bitch! Just ask the guy my best friend is going out with! He will tell you...

Loves,
Heather

[helaine85]

I think I could qualify as a crazy lesbian bitch, too, you know. And I'm a cosplayer- that makes me at least as crazy as you are!

[x5927alpha]

Hmmmm...the logic you present may be true. But this is one thing we simply must have experiments on to prove the hypothesis!

However, I must warn you, my crazy ninja skills have grown in strength, and I feel I could easily take you.

Loves,
Heather

[helaine85]

A: Ninjas are overrated. I should know- I've met a few. They can climb walls and move like the wind; but can they take a punch? Not likely.

B: You better look out when you get to WA, because this is so on.

C: You spelled hypothesis!

-Maura

[x5927alpha]

A. PAH!!! I am best at those little French slaps anyhow.

B. I am looking forward to it.

C. LOLOLOLOLOL! What, was I some uncultured swine before? I think not!

Loves,
Heather

[helaine85]

This is the silliest conversation I've had all day, and that includes the one about my mother's not entirely platonic relationship with her cat.

Goodnight, crazy person. (And I say that with the utmost affection, you know.)

-Maura