A couple of planks to my political platform
Imus in the Morning apparently is eating humble pie as he apologizes for his remark “nappy headed hoes” for a woman’s basketball game that was “full of them.” Hmm…I did not know “nappy head” was racist for I have heard it mentioned in movies and in rap songs….oh wait…Nigger is too so I guess neither is acceptable for usage by any other race than black people. *sigh* god damn, the chip and racial boundaries are held by them and are also enforced by them and Al Sharpton. I am growing rather long in the tooth about hearing explanations of what is acceptable use of the english language and words therein, on both sides of the racial divide which is made more apparent with the rules of usage being enforced by one side. Now new debate of new standards between shockjocks and “elite media” and what they are to the extent that black shockjocks, elite media reporters and icons CAN utter racial slurs of their own people. Can’t we all just get a bong?
I’ve come to the conclusion that illegal immigrants who are criminals and act as such here in America need to be punished in a style not unlike their home country’s and soviet era punishment are and was. I say illegal immigrants doing illegal things here in America need to be put on a chain gang and forced to perform backbreaking labor rebuilding our highways, interstates, roads and bridges as well as planting new trees and forced to clean up the mess that hurricane Katrina left in the south. After 10 years of backbreaking labor they could then be legal citizens. Illegal immigrants who are here and are not breaking laws, other than being here illegally, would be put to the task of building the boarders of Canada and Mexico up to a level of greatness that the Chinese will come to our wall and take notes. Then those who will have worked on the borders will then be impressed into the military and put on the front lines, mechanic shops and to the tasks of rebuilding housing on military bases. Then and only then could they be legally naturalized and I would not hesitate to push for that if I were in office.
On that note, I feel that all prisoners should be forced to partake in similar programs to work off their debt to society and the costs incurred for keeping them in prison. Any why not force prisoners to dig ditches, irrigation systems for farmers and rebuild the levees in New Orleans?
Oh and if I were in office I’d pass a law that would give police officers and their departments cash for catching illegal immigrants for their troubles, since it is not their duty to catch them. This is more along the lines of what drug busts do and that a portion of money is given to the departments for their bust.
Likewise, if I were to be elected, I would drive one hell of a hardline in the UN for retaining national sovereignty and liberties of every nation, not just America, and I would push for a lot of reform against scandal. America’s administrations of the past and present have done many errors in the world and I feel that America being the only world superpower left that we need to influence the world through a rebuffed and reenergized UN. Kind of like the Id is buffered by the Ego to the Superego. This is what I feel needs to be done so as to pull our troops out this war on terrorism and bring them home. Then I would love to see America rebuilt from the streets, highways and interstates up to new types of trains and railways to new twin towers on ground zero. Nothing says “fuck you terrorist assholes” better than business as usual and a brand new set of twin towers.
Furthermore, anyone who does drugs and drives should have their licenses removed and if they are caught a second time they should have their car sold off. I am all for the legalization of all drugs, taxing them and regulating them so that people won’t die from bad shit BUT I am whole heartedly against impaired driving. It is not responsible to put other drivers on the road in peril because you want more beer, weed or munchies. Be responsible, have fun and persue all the happiness you can stand without infringing on the rights of others.
Also I would do away with FCC, aka government controlled media, regulations about cussing on the radio, nudity and graphic scenes of TV and would press for a new standard of what is allowable simply because there are now more than 20 radio stations anywhere you’d want to go in America and quite a few TV stations as well so that if you did not like what was being said, played or discussed you could just change the fucking station!
While I am at it I will also push for Creationism to be thrown out of the scientific window because it is a pseudoscience trying to pass off beliefs, morals and fantasy off as provable facts and theories. If parents feel so strongly inclined they should teach religion to their kids at home and their rock hard beliefs shouldn’t be shaken by the devil’s science anyway, right? Scenes from “The Mean Girls” where the kids at the beginning were ranting off crazy shit about what god supposedly said come to mind…
I should be elected…
I’ve come to the conclusion that illegal immigrants who are criminals and act as such here in America need to be punished in a style not unlike their home country’s and soviet era punishment are and was. I say illegal immigrants doing illegal things here in America need to be put on a chain gang and forced to perform backbreaking labor rebuilding our highways, interstates, roads and bridges as well as planting new trees and forced to clean up the mess that hurricane Katrina left in the south. After 10 years of backbreaking labor they could then be legal citizens. Illegal immigrants who are here and are not breaking laws, other than being here illegally, would be put to the task of building the boarders of Canada and Mexico up to a level of greatness that the Chinese will come to our wall and take notes. Then those who will have worked on the borders will then be impressed into the military and put on the front lines, mechanic shops and to the tasks of rebuilding housing on military bases. Then and only then could they be legally naturalized and I would not hesitate to push for that if I were in office.
On that note, I feel that all prisoners should be forced to partake in similar programs to work off their debt to society and the costs incurred for keeping them in prison. Any why not force prisoners to dig ditches, irrigation systems for farmers and rebuild the levees in New Orleans?
Oh and if I were in office I’d pass a law that would give police officers and their departments cash for catching illegal immigrants for their troubles, since it is not their duty to catch them. This is more along the lines of what drug busts do and that a portion of money is given to the departments for their bust.
Likewise, if I were to be elected, I would drive one hell of a hardline in the UN for retaining national sovereignty and liberties of every nation, not just America, and I would push for a lot of reform against scandal. America’s administrations of the past and present have done many errors in the world and I feel that America being the only world superpower left that we need to influence the world through a rebuffed and reenergized UN. Kind of like the Id is buffered by the Ego to the Superego. This is what I feel needs to be done so as to pull our troops out this war on terrorism and bring them home. Then I would love to see America rebuilt from the streets, highways and interstates up to new types of trains and railways to new twin towers on ground zero. Nothing says “fuck you terrorist assholes” better than business as usual and a brand new set of twin towers.
Furthermore, anyone who does drugs and drives should have their licenses removed and if they are caught a second time they should have their car sold off. I am all for the legalization of all drugs, taxing them and regulating them so that people won’t die from bad shit BUT I am whole heartedly against impaired driving. It is not responsible to put other drivers on the road in peril because you want more beer, weed or munchies. Be responsible, have fun and persue all the happiness you can stand without infringing on the rights of others.
Also I would do away with FCC, aka government controlled media, regulations about cussing on the radio, nudity and graphic scenes of TV and would press for a new standard of what is allowable simply because there are now more than 20 radio stations anywhere you’d want to go in America and quite a few TV stations as well so that if you did not like what was being said, played or discussed you could just change the fucking station!
While I am at it I will also push for Creationism to be thrown out of the scientific window because it is a pseudoscience trying to pass off beliefs, morals and fantasy off as provable facts and theories. If parents feel so strongly inclined they should teach religion to their kids at home and their rock hard beliefs shouldn’t be shaken by the devil’s science anyway, right? Scenes from “The Mean Girls” where the kids at the beginning were ranting off crazy shit about what god supposedly said come to mind…
I should be elected…