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Hello LiveJournal Friends.
I haven't updated in 16 weeks! CRAZY!
Um, so, I met the love of my life pretty much. He's filipino and 31 and handsome and sexy and funny and smart and accomplished and I want to spend the rest of my life with him. Like really, I didn't think I could ever feel this way about anyone and I DO. I love him. I want to marry him. And we've only been together for 4 months. Am I crazy? Well, I don't really care.
Also, the day before I met him I bought a bike and since have been bicycling immensely (with my boo boo a lot). I lost 40 pounds! And I hardly even changed my diet! Well, except for this cleanse I just did where you only drink lemon juice with maple syrup and cayenne pepper and raw fruits and vegetables and shit. Damn, let me tell you, that was fucking hard. And I only lost 13 pounds in 3 weeks on it, stupid! So I'm still a fat chick but it's crazy how much better I already feel and my skin is getting all loose and flabby. It sucks. Whatevz though. I ate real food (a crazy bomb ass CREPE from the city) for the first time yesterday and it was fucking amazing.
Oh dang, I was in the emergency room like all morning yesterday because I have... dun dun dun. GALL BLADDER SLUDGE. That's right folks, not gall stones, but the beginning stage of that, which is the sluuuudge. It was excruciating pain, lemme tell ya. Oi vey.
Yeah so Eric won tickets to see the people under the stairs at Slim's and it was whack!!! Totally tryin to sell shit and ugh it was lame but whatevz
By the way, I'm retarded and I quit my job about a month ago and if you didn't notice the economy blows so now I'm unemployed getting deeper and deeper into debt and I need a job really bad and no one wants to hire me and it's stupid. I neeeed a yob. Oh, here comes by bebe.
Later slutcakessss
I haven't updated in 16 weeks! CRAZY!
Um, so, I met the love of my life pretty much. He's filipino and 31 and handsome and sexy and funny and smart and accomplished and I want to spend the rest of my life with him. Like really, I didn't think I could ever feel this way about anyone and I DO. I love him. I want to marry him. And we've only been together for 4 months. Am I crazy? Well, I don't really care.
Also, the day before I met him I bought a bike and since have been bicycling immensely (with my boo boo a lot). I lost 40 pounds! And I hardly even changed my diet! Well, except for this cleanse I just did where you only drink lemon juice with maple syrup and cayenne pepper and raw fruits and vegetables and shit. Damn, let me tell you, that was fucking hard. And I only lost 13 pounds in 3 weeks on it, stupid! So I'm still a fat chick but it's crazy how much better I already feel and my skin is getting all loose and flabby. It sucks. Whatevz though. I ate real food (a crazy bomb ass CREPE from the city) for the first time yesterday and it was fucking amazing.
Oh dang, I was in the emergency room like all morning yesterday because I have... dun dun dun. GALL BLADDER SLUDGE. That's right folks, not gall stones, but the beginning stage of that, which is the sluuuudge. It was excruciating pain, lemme tell ya. Oi vey.
Yeah so Eric won tickets to see the people under the stairs at Slim's and it was whack!!! Totally tryin to sell shit and ugh it was lame but whatevz
By the way, I'm retarded and I quit my job about a month ago and if you didn't notice the economy blows so now I'm unemployed getting deeper and deeper into debt and I need a job really bad and no one wants to hire me and it's stupid. I neeeed a yob. Oh, here comes by bebe.
Later slutcakessss