Happy Birthday to Me

[heis99]

Yeah my birthday has been VERY uneventful. Sharing your birthday with Mothers day is not a good idea. Plus I'm way too preocuppied with my Young Drivers Test and my calculus test tomorrow to have any fun. So basically I've decided I'm celebrating my birthday next weekend because this weekend sucked. I saw Gina Gaul again, or as I like to say had

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[goudy]

i never heared the baby breastfeeding story... please elaborate

[heis99]

Well my cousin had a baby last month and I went to visit it when it was a few days old and I was holding him and I heard these sucking noises. So I looked down and the baby was trying to breastfeed from me, despite the fact I was wearing a shirt and he was in a blanket that was also between me and him. So needless to say his attempts to suckle on my teet didn't take. He was pretty dissatisfied with the whole situation and started to cry. Apparently he forgot I only lactate every second Thursday.

haha

[rzatz]

oh that story made my night. wouldn't it be funny if he actually could get milk out of you?
I can actually think of another story that I heard last week..I will not elaborate though

Re: haha

[heis99]

Thanks for the birthday message thing Renee! It was fantastic AND it made sense since I'm an "ass" (hopefully you got that otherwise it's just weird)