NewS High School Host Club

Jun 08, 2008 12:37

Title: NewS High School Host Club
Author: heiryzmylisza
Pairing: none for now... tegomass if you squint
Rating: GP
Summary: Ouran Host Club takes over News' job and NewS is stuck being hosts
Disclaimer: News and Ouran ain't mine!! I know!!! don't rub it in!!!
Notes: none for now...

It was finally their break time from practice and NewS, led by Yamapi were trudging their way towards their dressing room. Practice was like hell and had drained all of their energy already. Now, all they could think about were soft pillows and a large comfortable bed to sleep on. Upon entering their dressing room each one collapsed on the nearest sofa and in seconds was fast asleep. Clothes were still strewn all over the place but nobody really cared to tidy things up, well, except for the resident clean addict Massu. To an outsider the room looked like an evacuation center for homeless people. And that’s exactly what their unexpected visitors thought.

“Uhm, Okaasan… are you sure we’ll be safe in this place?” a very frightened Tamaki Suoh asked.

“Well, yes. According to my data, we should be in a place they call the Jimusho building. Apparently, extremely famous people should be staying here so we should be safe,” answered Kyouya Ootori, while readjusting his glasses up the bridge of his nose.

“Anou… all we could see is a very small room. Do you really think famous people would want to stay here? It’s even smaller than Haruhi’s apartment,” The Hitachiin brothers said in unison while prodding Yamapi’s back to see if he was awake.

“The ceilings are low too!!! Takashi can’t even carry me on his back!!!” Haninozuka Mitsukuni a.k.a. Hunny chirped up as Takashi Morinozuka gently set him on his feet on the floor. “Arigatou Takashi,” he said with a big smile on his face, pink flowers decorating his back and his pink bunny still clutched tightly in his embrace.

“Ahh… My Lord, one of them is waking up,” Hikaru and Kaoru said in unison once again, referring to Yamapi who was stirring awake because of the noise and continuous prodding on his back.

Tamaki looked intently at Yamapi who was now sitting up and rubbing his sleepy eyes awake. When he was fairly certain that the young man would cause no harm to him, Tamaki gracefully walked towards Yamapi. At the sight of a blonde tall man waltzing his way to him, Yamapi gave out a startled cry and looked alarmingly at the other men dressed in what seems to be the same high school uniform.

“No need to be afraid, I’m Tamaki Suoh the famous king of the high school host club of Ouran,” Tamaki introduced himself with the usual rose petals flying all around him. “These are my friends Kyouya, Hunny senpai, Mori senpai, and the twins Hikaru and Kaoru, and together we are known as the Ouran High School Host Club,” he continued on with the rose petals seemingly falling continuously from the sky. Yamapi blinked once, twice. Rubbed his eyes once, twice to check if he really was seeing this before promptly passing out in shock.

“Ahh… my Lord, he’s asleep again,” Hikaru and Kaoru informed them while prodding Yamapi again. “Boring,” they finally said when they grew tired of poking poor Yamapi who was knocked out cold in shock.

“So what do we do then Kyouya?” asked Hunny as he was now observing Tegoshi who was fast asleep in Massu’s lap. “Ne, Takashi, don’t you think they’re like us?” he asked Mori who was then looking at Massu’s biceps which were faintly visible. He muttered a small yes before Hunny promptly sat down on the floor still looking at Tegoshi’s cute sleeping face. “He could replace my bunny doll,” he happily said as the pink flower background appeared behind him again.

Kyouya heard this and an idea popped inside his head. “Tamaki,” he called the blonde man who was now walking around the room, randomly picking up things and saying things related to a commoner’s possession or wishing Haruhi was with them. “Tamaki Suoh,” he called again when he failed to get the other’s attention. “Yes Okaasan?” he brightly answered and walked towards his dark-haired bestfriend.

Kyouya only smiled at him as he whispered a plan to Tamaki’s ears. The other was mildly curious at first, listening intently, nodding once in a while but towards the end was more than happy to participate at the plan. “Okaasan!!! You are truly a genius!!!” he exclaimed which caught the other’s attention.

“Why are you so happy my Lord?” the twins asked.

“Hikaru, Kaoru, get some ropes! Mori senpai, please gather these people up!” Tamaki ordered which were followed obediently. “Tama-chan! Boku wa?” Hunny asked. “Hunny senpai, please eat the cakes,” Tamaki answered causing the loli-shota to go to the table and eat Massu’s cakes. “Anou ne, he said everyone else is busy doing something…” he said to his pink bunny.

Minutes later, NewS was tied up together still unconscious.

“Tama-chan? Are we kidnapping them?” Hunny nervously asked, he doesn’t want to do anything bad to these people. Especially to the cute one, he likes him.

“No, we’re not kidnapping them Hunny senpai, we’re just sending them in our world to replace us for a while,” Tamaki answered trying to reassure him. “We’re just staying here for a while and do what they do, while they stay there in our world, doing what we do. Isn’t it brilliant?!” he added while tucking a note inside Yamapi’s shirt. It was a short note explaining to them what’s happening and hoped they wouldn’t be too angry.

“Well, let’s get it on then,” Tamaki said while straightening up. Kyouya readjusted his glasses again while grabbing something from his uniform’s right pocket. He pulled out what looks like a small TV remote control, pointed it towards a wall and pushed a small green button. Suddenly, a whirly, multi-colored portal was now on the wall. It was big enough for people to walk through and it was the reason why they were there in the first place.

“Well, genki de ne,” Hunny said while Mori and the twins carefully pushed their unconscious victims towards the portal. Tamaki was also waving goodbye but was looking forward to his new adventure in this unknown world. Once NewS was safely through the portal, Kyouya clicked another button on the control and it vanished once again. He safely pocketed the portal’s control and looked at his school mates. Right now, all he was wondering was what kind of merits he will be receiving after this adventure. The others seemed to be enjoying themselves and looked at the various things left behind.

“Oi NewS, your practice resumes at three!!!” a very loud Akanishi Jin said as he unceremoniously barged in through their door startling the people inside.

“Nani kore?” he said as he saw the people inside dressed in high school uniforms. Tamaki shivered in fright, he was afraid that his adventure ended now without it even beginning. He was shivering in fright behind Kyouya who seems to be unaffected by the situation.

“Oi Pi, what happened to your hair? It wasn’t blonde a while ago,” Jin said as he was looking straightly at Tamaki. “Ore?” Tamaki asked. “Yeah, I’m talking to you, is there somebody else named Yamapi in here except you?” Jin scoffed. “And Massu, what happened to you? You suddenly got taller!!! Ahaha!!!” he said while looking at Mori who was still quiet as ever. “KoyaShige, I swear you look more and more like twins everyday!!!” he added as he saw the Hitachiin brothers. “Tegoshi? Do you seem to be smaller and where did you get the bunny? Did Massu give it to you?” he now asked Hunny who was still clutching on to his bunny. His attention was now caught by Kyouya who was still looking at the new comer intently. “Oi Ryo, what’s with the glasses? And since when did you become taller?” he asked as he walked up to Kyouya to measure his height.

“I drank some medicine a while ago and the results are very fast,” Kyouya answered quickly to avoid suspicion.

“Oh, well then your choreographer’s looking for you. You better get back at practice. Well, ja ne!!!” Jin happily said as he exited the room.

Once he was out of sight, questions and opinions started to flood Kyouya from Tamaki and the others. Why didn’t he realize that we’re not the people here a while ago? Is he stupid? Is he blind? I think there’s something wrong with his brain Kyouya!!! I’m scared Takashi!!! I want to go home!!! What’s with the practice about? What choreographer? What do we do now Kyouya!!

Kyouya searched for a logical explanation for this happening but for now he had none. The person just right now didn’t notice their difference with the people they sent off to their world. All he noticed was the physical difference but the identity of the people he did not. Did by sending those people in their world erased the memories of what they looked like but not who they are? And did they just replace the identity of those people? Are they stuck with these identities while they’re staying in this world?

Identities were all Kyouya could think about as his fellow club mates continued to argue about what just happened. Speaking of identities, he doesn’t have a clue of what those people do or what kind of people they are. He looked around the room and found a few CDs, magazines and pictures lying on top a coffee table. He smiled as finally knew what that guy mistook them for.

“Guys, I think those people are famous singers from a band called NewS and it looks like we have to take their place,” he said to the others who stopped at the middle of their bickering to look at Kyouya who was holding up the copies of CDs and magazines, his smile still unfazed.

A shout of ‘nani?’ was then heard throughout the Jimusho building.

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A/N:
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so yeah, i had this in my mind thanks to my lil sis
and i liked it so i had to write it...

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