Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I helped
x8loopidy8x see the light (8 points). In January I turned
yoshimi_ishida in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Sunday I pushed
eraserxvaccine in the mud (-17 points). In September
5insanedrummer5 and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-62 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
heinz_57