Emily and i are listening to some idiot whine about, omg onoz, getting pulled over while talking on his cell phone without using a
legally mandatory hands-free communication device. Eventually he cans his over-loud whinefest direected at a number of coffee shop employees who don't give a shit and leaves.
Emily: "What's Latin for 'motherfucker'?"
heinousbitca: "I'd think mater matris copulara, but my Latin's kinda rusty."
Emily: "
Ignorantia juris non excusat, mater matris copulara."