from the mind of internet jesus:
"I'll kill the first piece of cockshit comes near me," giggled Stabbity Jones, the last legendary knifeman of the old West. He showed them his crooked penis, with the razorblades screwed into the head. "I'll fuck 'em to death and make 'em like it. Your daddies came cowshit up your mommies, and I'm Stabbity fucking Jones." He bounced in his testicle-hide boots, making the spikes in his nipples jangle. "Stabbity Jones will fight any man here and fuck 'em good as they bleed before my nekkidness."
Stabbity Jones was the last knifeman in the West. Everyone else had guns.
(c) Warren Ellis 2006
Stabbity Jones was the last knifeman in the West. Everyone else had guns.
(c) Warren Ellis 2006