At the box office
Hi, I'd like five tickets for the Tenacious D show on December 1st.
The what show?
Tenacious D.
Tennessee versus who?
No, it's not a ball game. It's a sho, I mean, concert. Tenacious D.
Are you sure that's an event here at the Garden?
Uhh, I hope so. Otherwise I just walked 12 blocks to the wrong place.
Let me check the system for you.
December first.
Oh, here we are. Two tickets you said?
No, five tickets.
OK, we have three tickets in section...
No, five tickets.
Oh right. OK, we have five tickets in seciton four hundred thirty ...
Actually, I was checking the tickets online and kept getting section 312. I figured if I went to the box office, I'd get better seats.
OK, how about this. Section three hundred forty-one. Thirty-nine fifty each
Nothing in the two hundreds? We want the fifty-four fifty tickets.
No, not for five tickets.
OK, anything better in the three hundreds section?
Sigh. How about this. Front row seats in section three hundred thirty-one.
I'll take 'em!
The what show?
Tenacious D.
Tennessee versus who?
No, it's not a ball game. It's a sho, I mean, concert. Tenacious D.
Are you sure that's an event here at the Garden?
Uhh, I hope so. Otherwise I just walked 12 blocks to the wrong place.
Let me check the system for you.
December first.
Oh, here we are. Two tickets you said?
No, five tickets.
OK, we have three tickets in section...
No, five tickets.
Oh right. OK, we have five tickets in seciton four hundred thirty ...
Actually, I was checking the tickets online and kept getting section 312. I figured if I went to the box office, I'd get better seats.
OK, how about this. Section three hundred forty-one. Thirty-nine fifty each
Nothing in the two hundreds? We want the fifty-four fifty tickets.
No, not for five tickets.
OK, anything better in the three hundreds section?
Sigh. How about this. Front row seats in section three hundred thirty-one.
I'll take 'em!