LOST IN TRANSLATION

Jul 26, 2006 00:55

When I was eight, my mom taught me German.  Since she and my dad both went to college (and met and married) in Germany, she wanted at least one of her children to speak that language.  She said I was a natural linguist and picked it up instantly.  In high school, I took 2 years of French and 2 years of Spanish, and another year of French in college.  Last year, a month before our trip to Rome, I learned Italian, and boned up on my French for our trip to France last March.

Now whenever we travel, I am the designated communicator, primarily because everyone else is too lazy and/or frustrated with learning foreign languages.  In Italy, we took the train from Rome to Florence and drove a rental car in Tuscany.  Last summer in Costa Rica, we drove from San Jose to La Fortuna to Jaco and Manuel Antonio, to Atenas and back to San Jose.  And last March, we drove from Geneva to the Swiss Alps in Switzerland, and from Nice to Monaco to St. Tropez to Lyon to Dijon and up to Paris.  All that driving meant we got lost oh about 20 times and lord knows where we would be today if none of us spoke the local language.

I don't mind, of course, because I have always been fascinated with foreign languages, and of course cultures and cuisines!

What's interesting is that, for the life of me, I can't seem to keep up with Tagalog, the Filipino language.  Slang, really, but since languages evolve and mutate and transform, I call everything Tagalog

Heidiologies (12:47:08 AM): i don't get it.  why do people in the philippines say "ever" (or "evar")? what does it mean?  what's the connotation?  it seems so random
Mike (12:47:26 AM): haha
Heidiologies (12:47:35 AM): seriously, what does it mean?
Heidiologies (12:47:42 AM): ie,
Heidiologies (12:47:54 AM): "I can guarantee they all are as we worked our butts off to make sure that if Sandy only appears once (EVER) in a sexy pictorial"
Heidiologies (12:48:03 AM): does it mean
Heidiologies (12:48:06 AM): "if at all"
Heidiologies (12:48:08 AM): or
Heidiologies (12:48:13 AM): "even if only once"
Heidiologies (12:48:17 AM): i don't get it
Heidiologies (12:48:19 AM): <~~ stupid
Mike (12:48:54 AM): i'm lost
Mike (12:48:55 AM): lol
Mike (12:49:01 AM): evar!
Mike (12:50:06 AM): all i can remember is people saying "over" like in ovar!
Mike (12:50:19 AM): maybe it progressed from that
Heidiologies (12:50:20 AM): oh, they say it like "over"?
Heidiologies (12:50:26 AM): ok, now that REALLY confuses me
Heidiologies (12:50:27 AM): hahaha
Mike (12:50:40 AM): over as in "over acting"
Mike (12:50:47 AM): overly dramatic
Heidiologies (12:51:09 AM): my friend went home maybe 5-10 years ago and said that people were saying "chicken" (more like "cheeee-ken") all the time
Mike (12:51:10 AM): or just too outrageous
Mike (12:51:18 AM): oh i hated that
Heidiologies (12:51:23 AM): ah, they don't say OA anymore? haha
Heidiologies (12:51:28 AM): that one i remember from when i was still living htere
Heidiologies (12:51:32 AM): '88 and before
Mike (12:51:36 AM): no
Heidiologies (12:52:47 AM): god, i'm so out of it
Heidiologies (12:52:47 AM): haha
Mike (12:52:50 AM): slang changes all the time, people can tell that you haven't updated and you're still in '96 version of tagalog or something
Heidiologies (12:52:52 AM): so, back to EVER
Heidiologies (12:52:53 AM): or EVAR
Heidiologies (12:52:57 AM): what does it mean?
Heidiologies (12:52:59 AM): haha i know
Heidiologies (12:53:04 AM): lol
Heidiologies (12:53:18 AM): i've only been home once (in 2004) since we immigrated
Heidiologies (12:53:30 AM): and believe me, i didn't know what the hell people were saying half the time
Heidiologies (12:53:56 AM): and it didn't help that i was in cebu for a week w/ my sister-in-law's gay friends! they have their own dialect within their dialect! haha
Mike (12:54:18 AM): evar might have come from that
Heidiologies (12:54:24 AM): they had a cebuano-tagalog-english fusion that i couldn't figure out for the life of me
Mike (12:54:29 AM): lol
Heidiologies (12:54:31 AM): so EVAR is overacting?
Heidiologies (12:54:38 AM): that doesn't make sense
Mike (12:54:59 AM): no OVER was
Heidiologies (12:55:13 AM): oh ok
Heidiologies (12:55:14 AM): lol
Heidiologies (12:55:19 AM): but what about EVAR?
Mike (12:55:20 AM): i don't know EVAR, maybe it's a play on OVER
Heidiologies (12:55:24 AM): what the heck does it mean?
Heidiologies (12:55:32 AM): but the usage doesn't make sense
Mike (12:55:33 AM): forEVAR
Heidiologies (12:55:33 AM): lol
Mike (12:58:43 AM): you need to watch more filipino sitcoms
Heidiologies (12:59:40 AM): oh god
Heidiologies (12:59:46 AM): we have free TFC here
Mike (12:59:53 AM): there you go
Heidiologies (12:59:56 AM): it comes free with digital cable
Heidiologies (1:00:09 AM): but the shows give me a headache after 2 minutes
Mike (1:00:14 AM): i couldn't watch some to the shows personally
Heidiologies (1:00:16 AM): everyone's always screaming
Heidiologies (1:00:24 AM): or crying (in wowowee)
Heidiologies (1:00:31 AM): i can't watch those shows
Mike (1:00:39 AM): yeah, or those talk shows like morning girls or something like that
Heidiologies (1:00:54 AM): except wazzup wazzup, which arnel loves, so i got into it a little bit.  but they changed the schedule, and we never know when it's on anymore
Mike (1:02:43 AM): you need tivo
Heidiologies (1:03:42 AM): haha
Heidiologies (1:03:51 AM): i do
Heidiologies (1:04:06 AM): but i'm afraid i'll never EVER sleep if we get tivo or some dvr
Mike (1:05:07 AM): never EVAR
Mike (1:05:12 AM): fixed that for you
Mike (1:05:42 AM): i don't think you'll ever sleep until you know what EVAR is
Heidiologies (1:05:44 AM): pa-dum-pump!
Mike (1:06:00 AM): haha

OK, to the Manila-based LJers, what the heck does EVER/EVAR mean?
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