piss&shitwater rainforest
...so i almost would have been to work on time for once today, BUT before i sat my ass down to relieve myself another must have clogged and left it, so then we have both of our contents in the proverbial mix- rising to the brim...I think. well, I'm suppoesd to be to work soon, but I don't won't be to THAT guy and leave it all fucking clogged & not take care of it, so I order myself to try & do something....can't find a plunger ( i found out later that it was in the corner outside the door, of course)...so i think i'd be resourceful & try using a properly shaped stick from outside to declog(we did this at my parents house on several occasions--worked sOmetimes), I try that...i open the top--thinking I might know what I'm doing and touch one of the valves...SHIT. wrong thing to do...water& SUCH comes flowing all over the floor, but in THIS house when any water from the bathroom is released out of it's proclaimed vessel, the room directly below it also becomes a rain forest! (except I wouldn't stick my tongue out for this kind)
SO, indeed I was not on time for work today, but I instead I'm sitting her typing this lovely story to you with a ring of shitwater on the bottoms of my jeans...hey-it's worth it right?
this is what I live for.
SO, indeed I was not on time for work today, but I instead I'm sitting her typing this lovely story to you with a ring of shitwater on the bottoms of my jeans...hey-it's worth it right?
this is what I live for.