Merry Whatever
Merry Christmas Legal Notice:
The holiday greetings contained in this IM are extended from Heidy Beth("Wishor”), to you (“Recipient”), subject to the following terms and conditions:
This greeting is extended without obligation, implied or implicit, best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, gender neutral, celebration of the secular winter solstice holiday only. Any similarities to religious and/or national holidays is purely coincidental.
This greeting may be accepted in the context of the traditions of the religious beliefs of your choice, or secular beliefs of your choice, regardless of sexual orientation or operating system preference.
However, such acceptance by the recipient does not imply any endorsements or consents by the Wishor.
My wishes for your emotional state, financial success, and freedom from disease apply to the generally accepted calendar year 2008. Any other calendars of choice from other cultures or sects are subject to availability.
This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal, is revocable at the sole discretion of the Wishor, and is non transferable. The Wishor implies no promise to actually implement any of the wishes. The extent of the holiday spirit experienced will be determined by the effort recipient puts into it. The claims described are for illustration purposes only. Your results may differ. These statements have not been approved by the FDA. This greeting is void where prohibited by law.