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-- If I were a month,I would be April.
-- If I were a day of the week, I would be Tuesday.
-- If I were a time of day, I would be 7am.
-- If I were a planet, I would be Saturn.
-- If I were a sea animal, I would be a miserable, as I cannot stand fish.
-- If I were a direction, I would be east northeast.
-- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a printer stand.
-- If I were a historical figure, I would be Nellie Bly.
-- If I were a liquid, I would be lime diet coke.
-- If I were a stone, I would be mica.
-- If I were a tree, I would be a ficus.
-- If I were a bird, I would be a phesant.
-- If I were a tool, I would be a blowtorch.
-- If I were a flower, I would be a Bouganvilla.
-- If I were a kind of weather, I would be sunshine.
-- If I were a mythical creature, I would be a mermaid.
-- If I were a musical instrument, I would be a xylophone.
-- If I were an animal, I would be a kangaroo.
-- If I were a color, I would be lavender blue.
-- If I were an emotion, I would be perky.
-- If I were a vegetable, I would be a yam.
-- If I were a sound, I would be a windchime.
-- If I were an element, I would be helium.
-- If I were a car, I would be a LEXUS SUV.
-- If I were a song, I would be Life As Text from Hue & Cry.
-- If I were a movie, I would be Love, Actually.
-- If I were a book, I would be Apple Bough.
-- If I were a food, I would be buffalo wings.
-- If I were a place, I would be indoors.
-- If I were a material, I would be boiled wool.
-- If I were a taste, I would be lemon.
-- If I were a scent, I would be lemon.
-- If I were a word, I would be ubiquitous.
-- If I were a body part, I would be all thumbs.
-- If I were a facial expression, I would be a disarming grin.
-- If I were a subject in school, I would be media studies.
-- If I were a shape, I would be a Moebius Strip.