Mr. Wendy gonna PAY!

Nov 06, 2004 03:20

Mr. Wendy claims he stays up late ( Read more... )

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anonymous November 8 2004, 05:05:07 UTC
Dude, get help!

Seriously, you're scaring me!

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BOO!!! heidenreich November 8 2004, 06:48:28 UTC
you scared
who cared
tim dared
body bared
pajama paired
life not spared
i am a hoss
you are not my boss
go to hell

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Re: BOO!!! anonymous November 8 2004, 16:10:14 UTC
Now you no longer scare me.
You can't see me,
But I can see you.
Your rhyming skillz can't pay the bills,
I hope Heyman updated your will.
You need to go back to the nuthoue which you came from,
And get yourself a lobotomy to be able to write a better tome.
Each man has his price John,
And yours is pretty low.
Enjoy the last few days of your life,
Cause like the man in 'Taker's biker theme said
Bad asses are always kicking asshole's ass!
Boo
Fucking
Yah!

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Re: BOO!!! heidenreich November 8 2004, 20:07:19 UTC
i've noticed this type of writing before
and it seems that you have evened the score
but your boring so heidenreich's still in the lead
when i cut the grass i'll probably mistake you for a weed
heyman has nothing to do with my masterpieces
only in spirit may i have my way with your nieces
so run on home undertaker asshole lover
it's time for heidenreich to get the cover
1
2
3
i am a hoss
you are not my boss
i am buddy lee's boss
go to hell

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Buddy Lee Parker anonymous November 9 2004, 00:00:04 UTC
BOY I WILL HAVE TO HAND IT TO YAH BOY GAWD DAYUM!!!!
I'm NOT YER BOSS, HOSS!!!

I gots me one a dem dare pomes.

YER DUMB
by Colonel Buddy Lee Parker

HEY BOY YER DUMB
YOU COME IN TO MY HOME
AW SHIT

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Re: BOO!!! anonymous November 9 2004, 01:20:41 UTC
Oooh, I got the big hoss man mad!
I don't even wanna be your boss,
I picked out bigger chunks out of my teeth with floss.
"Mistake me for a weed", you say?
Sounds like you know a lot about the herb,
Maybe that's why you crave the bunghole of Cole.
Didn't you see those PSAs?
Didn;t the Red Rooster tell you to say no to drugs?
You can be Buddy Lee's boss all you want
Cover him and Cole in you sticky white hoss sauce
Go rent "Secretary" to see what I'll do.
I'm James Spader,
You'll be that Maggie chick,
And I'll beat your ass from here to Timbuktu!
Boo
Fuckin'
Yah!

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Re: BOO!!! heidenreich November 9 2004, 04:06:32 UTC
your work is nice but it still needs work
you will be the centerpiece of a circle jerk
featuring myself, Buddy Lee Parker and Hardbody harrison
Mike Enos might swing by after watching George Jetson
as he mowes his lawn in the nude
for he's a peeping Tom dude
Heidenreich's not gay but Cole is an exception
he talks and looks like a bitch so he gives me an erection
and drugs are bad unless used to enhance
my sexual pleasure while me and Buddy Lee do the horizontal dance
and if you think that you're POME's are better than mine
on your feet and toes I shall have to dine
i am a hoss
you are not my boss
I AM BUDDY LEE's bygawd BOSS
go to hell

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...oookay anonymous November 10 2004, 03:13:17 UTC
Please leave me out of your gay bath house dream
Only the touch of a woman can make me ooze my man cream
There's more to the art of poetry than meets the eye
Too bad your more focused on crusing some metrosexual guy
I see the potential in your work
Your masterpieces are underrated by the plebs who view them
Focus more on your rage
And leave Buddy Lee alone
He needs no boss
You are a hoss
Hosses need no bosses
But you need a teacher
And Paul Heyman is only in it for the money
Let me guide you to true clarity
Only in exchange I ask for a hummer from Dawn Marie
Until this happens
For better poems you will hunt
Cause Dave Meltzer is just a cunt
Yeah.

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Re: ...oookay heidenreich November 10 2004, 04:50:37 UTC
what is your beef with buddy lee
for global domination he is key
if you claim to be able to guide Heidenreich to clarity
then you should know that I have no control of Dawn Marie
only when she is asleep may I have control over her
and there is no way she's heard of Meng 'The Face Of Tur'
since you have no name I'll call you Tom Berenger
i'm Charlie Sheen as i shoot you with a derenger
I don't think I spelled that right but it is a type of gun
and Dave Meltzer just happens to be my son
so watch your back you substitute teacher
i'll kill you under a bleacher
i am a hoss
you are not my boss
I am buddy lee's boss
go to hell

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