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Name?: Colin
Nicknames?: Heico, C-man, Sir Colin, Hernando Raul, Kareem Abdual Jabar Chiquita Banana Ya-Ya Jamon
Date of birth?: May 9, 1981
Sex?: Carnal
Height?: 6 foot
Eye color?: like a mood ring, blue when playful or curious, green when irate and grey when aroused.
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: 5 I think
Pets?: none, but I have a pair of cats by association with my roommate
Hair color?: red/blonde/brownish. I'm such a mutt.
Piercings?: No thanks
Town you live in?: Fort Wayne
Favorite foods?: Sugar!
Ever been to Africa?: not that I know of
Been toilet papering?: yep
Love someone so much it made you cry?: yeah, great big sucker-duck romantic type
Been in a car accident?: once, but it was the curse of the blind man so therefore not my fault.
Croutons or bacon bits?: oh bacon. Is there anything you CAN'T do?
Favorite day of the week?: Wednesday. Hump day!
Favorite resturant?: Super China
Favorite flower?: Venus flytrap. It eats bugs, how cool is that?
Favorite sport to watch?: women's cockfighting
Favorite drink?: Mint shake
Favorite ice cream flavor?: cherry codial
Warner Bros. or Disney?: Warner Bros
Favorite fast food restuarant?: Burger King
Carpet color in your bedroom?: Beige
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: Made it first time, suckers
Whom did you get your last email from?: DermFX Patch. Stay thin all season with DermFX.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: Best Buy
What do you do most often when you are bored?: chat
Bedtime?: midnight to 4 am
Favorite TV show?: Family Guy
Last person you went out to dinner with?: Dani
Been out of the country?: Nope
Believe in magic?: I AM magic.
Ford or Chevy?: Honda
What are you listening to right now?: The sounds of silence
Have you ever failed a grade?: No
Do you have a crush on someone?: Nah
Do you have a bf/gf?: nope
If so, what is their name?: Alisha Belisha Jackson
How long have you been together?: Forever and a day, it's true imitation love
What are you wearing right now?: Junky tan jeans and a snazzy white button up shirt
Would you have sex before marriage? if she'll still respect me in the morning.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: nah, though I had an english teacher that was a hella cutie
Do you smoke?: not anymore
Do you drink?: from time to time
Are you ghetto?: to the core! What's ghetto?
Are you a player?: I play my music, and play it well
What are your favorite colors?: Dark blue and forest green
What is your favorite animal?: rhesis monkies
Do you have any birthmarks?: no
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: I've always given as good as I've gotten
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: Verizon. Fuckers.
Have you ever been slapped?: Does on the ass count? Then yes, a disturbing amount
Do you get online a lot?: Some days yes, other days not at all
Are you shy or outgoing?: I keep quiet til I know what's going on, then I open up and surprise all you foolios
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: I imagine so, yes
Would you ever sky dive?: why not?
Do you like to dance?: meh, I don't mind but I don't have dancing skills either
Have you ever been out of state?: oh yeah
Do you like to travel?: sure, as long as there's good radio along the way
Have you ever been expelled from school?: nope
Have you ever been suspended from school?: Do in-school suspensions count?
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: Doesn't much matter
Are you spoiled?: Don't think so
Are you a brat?: naw
Have you ever been dumped?: oh, quite
Have you ever gotten high?: nope
Do you like snapple?: no way
Do you drink a lot of water?: not nearly enough
What toothpaste do you use?: I have Crest total something or other right now.
Do you have a cell phone?: never!
Do you have a curfew?: no
Who do you look up to?: Basketball players
Are you a role model?: to really screwed up people
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: Cedar point with the girl I had a major crush on high school
What name brand do you wear the most?: ya lost me
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: pretty pink ribbons?
What do you want pierced?: my scull
Do you like taking pictures?: I suppose, though I rarely do
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: bah, I never get good pictures taken of me
Do you have a tan?: no way, boo sun!
Do you get annoyed easily?: not at all
Have you ever started a rumor?: did you know Kadri is an international sugar smuggler? You can't make that up.
Do you have your own pool?: no
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: briefs for everyday, boxers for being sexxxy
Do you have any siblings?: a widdle sister
Have you ever been played?: The only winning move is not to play. But hell, I'll play to lose as long as I'm getting smooch and cuddle action :D
Have you ever played anyone?: Not my bag, baby
Do you get along with your parents?: usually
How do you vent your anger?: semi-automatically
Have you ever ran away?: Yeah
Have you ever been fired from a job?: technically, yes. But that's cause the place was killing me to I stopped showing up.
Do you even have a job?: oh yes
Do you daydream a lot?: Doing so right now
Do you have a lot of ex's?: by amish standards
Do you run your mouth?: Depends who I'm talking to, cause some people just need to be told what a bitch they are
What do you want a tattoo of?: A chinese dragon around my left arm
What do you have a tattoo of?: an invisible cow in an imaginary plane of existance
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: like the ladies do? Who's the assfuck who wrote this one?
What does your most recent crush look like?: A slice of heaven with a side of temptation
Whats her/his name?:
Have you ever been bitched out?: Not today at least
Are you rude?: Usually by being absentminded or forgetful
What was the last compliment you recieved?: "Man, you keep doing that the ladies will be all up ons"
Do you like getting dirty?: Oh, caving is AWESOME. And muddy like nothing else
What is your heritage?: irish, german, and a tiny bit portuguese
What is your lucky number?: 13
What does your hair look like right now?: it's at just the length that it starts to curl up in a billion different directions and looks crazy cool like
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: no, but I'd consider being a carnivore
Describe your looks?: Pasty and crazy, definatly someone to snuggle with.
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: fire red
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: sure
Would you ever date someone older than you?: absolutely
When was the last time you were drunk?: weekend before last
How many rings until you answer the phone?: however long it takes me to shamble over to the tele
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: no
When was the last time you went on a date?: not sure
Do you look more like your mother or father?: father
Do you cry a lot?: no
Do you ever cry to get your way?: never
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: yello?
Are you the romantic type?: yeah, but I'm trying to stop letting love get in the way of perfectly good sex
Have you ever been chased by cops?: Just for a speeding ticket
What do you like most about your body?: I've got some awesome hands.
What do you like least about your body?: it doesn't hear very well
When did you have your first crush?: first grade playground
When was the last time you threw up?: must've been back in grade school
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: brunettes, I've sworn off blondes. Again. Shutup.
Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: maybe I should start
What about cleavage? oh gosh yes. Titty show for all.
Is your best friend a virgin?: No
Have you ever fucked someone up?: daily.
Have you ever been fucked up?: daily.
What theme does your room have?: white and wood
What size shoe do you wear?: 12 wide
What is your screen name on AIM?: PaladinChase
How are you feeling right now?: thoughtful
When was the last time you were at a party?: few weeks ago
Have you ever given a lapdance?: no
Have you ever recieved one?: no, though Cory has promised one for my b-day. He's in Seattle though so I'm not holding my breath.
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: yeppers
What is one of your bad qualilties?: mental instability/forgetfulness
What is one of your good qualilties?: honesty/integrity
Would you marry for money?: nah, gotta have that <3 action going on
What do you drive?: Bronco
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: Mommy!
When was the last time you cried in school?: that's kinda personal
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: not for another half a decade at least
What kind of music do you like?: ska
Would you ever bungee jump?: definatly
What is your worst fear?: Being stupid and not knowing it.
Would you ever join the army?: no
Do you like cows?: Very tasty
If you were to die today, what would you do?: take everyone with me.
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it be?: Cowabunga
Do you like to party?: sure
Hearts or broken hearts?: hearts
Moons or stars?: stars
Coke or pepsi?: cherry pepsi
Favorite scent?: cherry chapstick
Favorite band?: Aquabats or Reel Big Fish
Would you ever dye your hair red?: I already said so!
How many languages can you speak?: English and bad Spanish
What cartoon characters do you find sexy…or at least attractive?: Monique of Sinfest
If there was one too many people on earth, who would you "vote off the island"?
What time are you finishing this?: almost 11pm
Name?: Colin
Nicknames?: Heico, C-man, Sir Colin, Hernando Raul, Kareem Abdual Jabar Chiquita Banana Ya-Ya Jamon
Date of birth?: May 9, 1981
Sex?: Carnal
Height?: 6 foot
Eye color?: like a mood ring, blue when playful or curious, green when irate and grey when aroused.
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: 5 I think
Pets?: none, but I have a pair of cats by association with my roommate
Hair color?: red/blonde/brownish. I'm such a mutt.
Piercings?: No thanks
Town you live in?: Fort Wayne
Favorite foods?: Sugar!
Ever been to Africa?: not that I know of
Been toilet papering?: yep
Love someone so much it made you cry?: yeah, great big sucker-duck romantic type
Been in a car accident?: once, but it was the curse of the blind man so therefore not my fault.
Croutons or bacon bits?: oh bacon. Is there anything you CAN'T do?
Favorite day of the week?: Wednesday. Hump day!
Favorite resturant?: Super China
Favorite flower?: Venus flytrap. It eats bugs, how cool is that?
Favorite sport to watch?: women's cockfighting
Favorite drink?: Mint shake
Favorite ice cream flavor?: cherry codial
Warner Bros. or Disney?: Warner Bros
Favorite fast food restuarant?: Burger King
Carpet color in your bedroom?: Beige
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: Made it first time, suckers
Whom did you get your last email from?: DermFX Patch. Stay thin all season with DermFX.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: Best Buy
What do you do most often when you are bored?: chat
Bedtime?: midnight to 4 am
Favorite TV show?: Family Guy
Last person you went out to dinner with?: Dani
Been out of the country?: Nope
Believe in magic?: I AM magic.
Ford or Chevy?: Honda
What are you listening to right now?: The sounds of silence
Have you ever failed a grade?: No
Do you have a crush on someone?: Nah
Do you have a bf/gf?: nope
If so, what is their name?: Alisha Belisha Jackson
How long have you been together?: Forever and a day, it's true imitation love
What are you wearing right now?: Junky tan jeans and a snazzy white button up shirt
Would you have sex before marriage? if she'll still respect me in the morning.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: nah, though I had an english teacher that was a hella cutie
Do you smoke?: not anymore
Do you drink?: from time to time
Are you ghetto?: to the core! What's ghetto?
Are you a player?: I play my music, and play it well
What are your favorite colors?: Dark blue and forest green
What is your favorite animal?: rhesis monkies
Do you have any birthmarks?: no
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: I've always given as good as I've gotten
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: Verizon. Fuckers.
Have you ever been slapped?: Does on the ass count? Then yes, a disturbing amount
Do you get online a lot?: Some days yes, other days not at all
Are you shy or outgoing?: I keep quiet til I know what's going on, then I open up and surprise all you foolios
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: I imagine so, yes
Would you ever sky dive?: why not?
Do you like to dance?: meh, I don't mind but I don't have dancing skills either
Have you ever been out of state?: oh yeah
Do you like to travel?: sure, as long as there's good radio along the way
Have you ever been expelled from school?: nope
Have you ever been suspended from school?: Do in-school suspensions count?
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: Doesn't much matter
Are you spoiled?: Don't think so
Are you a brat?: naw
Have you ever been dumped?: oh, quite
Have you ever gotten high?: nope
Do you like snapple?: no way
Do you drink a lot of water?: not nearly enough
What toothpaste do you use?: I have Crest total something or other right now.
Do you have a cell phone?: never!
Do you have a curfew?: no
Who do you look up to?: Basketball players
Are you a role model?: to really screwed up people
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: Cedar point with the girl I had a major crush on high school
What name brand do you wear the most?: ya lost me
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: pretty pink ribbons?
What do you want pierced?: my scull
Do you like taking pictures?: I suppose, though I rarely do
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: bah, I never get good pictures taken of me
Do you have a tan?: no way, boo sun!
Do you get annoyed easily?: not at all
Have you ever started a rumor?: did you know Kadri is an international sugar smuggler? You can't make that up.
Do you have your own pool?: no
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: briefs for everyday, boxers for being sexxxy
Do you have any siblings?: a widdle sister
Have you ever been played?: The only winning move is not to play. But hell, I'll play to lose as long as I'm getting smooch and cuddle action :D
Have you ever played anyone?: Not my bag, baby
Do you get along with your parents?: usually
How do you vent your anger?: semi-automatically
Have you ever ran away?: Yeah
Have you ever been fired from a job?: technically, yes. But that's cause the place was killing me to I stopped showing up.
Do you even have a job?: oh yes
Do you daydream a lot?: Doing so right now
Do you have a lot of ex's?: by amish standards
Do you run your mouth?: Depends who I'm talking to, cause some people just need to be told what a bitch they are
What do you want a tattoo of?: A chinese dragon around my left arm
What do you have a tattoo of?: an invisible cow in an imaginary plane of existance
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: like the ladies do? Who's the assfuck who wrote this one?
What does your most recent crush look like?: A slice of heaven with a side of temptation
Whats her/his name?:
Have you ever been bitched out?: Not today at least
Are you rude?: Usually by being absentminded or forgetful
What was the last compliment you recieved?: "Man, you keep doing that the ladies will be all up ons"
Do you like getting dirty?: Oh, caving is AWESOME. And muddy like nothing else
What is your heritage?: irish, german, and a tiny bit portuguese
What is your lucky number?: 13
What does your hair look like right now?: it's at just the length that it starts to curl up in a billion different directions and looks crazy cool like
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: no, but I'd consider being a carnivore
Describe your looks?: Pasty and crazy, definatly someone to snuggle with.
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: fire red
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: sure
Would you ever date someone older than you?: absolutely
When was the last time you were drunk?: weekend before last
How many rings until you answer the phone?: however long it takes me to shamble over to the tele
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: no
When was the last time you went on a date?: not sure
Do you look more like your mother or father?: father
Do you cry a lot?: no
Do you ever cry to get your way?: never
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: yello?
Are you the romantic type?: yeah, but I'm trying to stop letting love get in the way of perfectly good sex
Have you ever been chased by cops?: Just for a speeding ticket
What do you like most about your body?: I've got some awesome hands.
What do you like least about your body?: it doesn't hear very well
When did you have your first crush?: first grade playground
When was the last time you threw up?: must've been back in grade school
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: brunettes, I've sworn off blondes. Again. Shutup.
Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: maybe I should start
What about cleavage? oh gosh yes. Titty show for all.
Is your best friend a virgin?: No
Have you ever fucked someone up?: daily.
Have you ever been fucked up?: daily.
What theme does your room have?: white and wood
What size shoe do you wear?: 12 wide
What is your screen name on AIM?: PaladinChase
How are you feeling right now?: thoughtful
When was the last time you were at a party?: few weeks ago
Have you ever given a lapdance?: no
Have you ever recieved one?: no, though Cory has promised one for my b-day. He's in Seattle though so I'm not holding my breath.
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: yeppers
What is one of your bad qualilties?: mental instability/forgetfulness
What is one of your good qualilties?: honesty/integrity
Would you marry for money?: nah, gotta have that <3 action going on
What do you drive?: Bronco
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: Mommy!
When was the last time you cried in school?: that's kinda personal
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: not for another half a decade at least
What kind of music do you like?: ska
Would you ever bungee jump?: definatly
What is your worst fear?: Being stupid and not knowing it.
Would you ever join the army?: no
Do you like cows?: Very tasty
If you were to die today, what would you do?: take everyone with me.
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it be?: Cowabunga
Do you like to party?: sure
Hearts or broken hearts?: hearts
Moons or stars?: stars
Coke or pepsi?: cherry pepsi
Favorite scent?: cherry chapstick
Favorite band?: Aquabats or Reel Big Fish
Would you ever dye your hair red?: I already said so!
How many languages can you speak?: English and bad Spanish
What cartoon characters do you find sexy…or at least attractive?: Monique of Sinfest
If there was one too many people on earth, who would you "vote off the island"?
What time are you finishing this?: almost 11pm