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1) What Kat Von D will look like in about 40 years = A newspaper's comic section after it is run through a washing machine.
2) So yesterday our company lawyer was here and we were talking and he told me about a website in Wisconsin that lets you look up court records. Now remember Ex #5; the one who I made such self-absorbed, pity-party drama about four or five years ago when I still lived in Milwaukee? I put her name in there and she has a barrel-o-laughs of cases, convictions, and warrants: Five credit-card related charges, a shoplifting conviction, two evictions, one criminal mischief charge, a fraud charge by the WI unemployment office (huh?), three traffic charges, a dui, and an open bench warrant.
See avoiding people like this is why I've been single for four years now. That and the whole being a generally-undesirable neurotic ass thing. But mostly, the avoiding bad apples concept.
3) Gulf Port by Burlington reopens for the first time since the June 2008 floods on March Sixth. I send aloft a rousing cheer for the return of drinking until 9AM, non-enforcement of the smoking ban, wanton bar brawls, open-air narcotics transactions in the clubs, illicit gambling, drag racing on the streets, occasional brandishment of assorted armaments, and all other associated chuckles inherent with total lack of any civility or police presence.
4) If the Detroit automakers wish to reverse their recent ill fortunes they should make a real-life version of The Animal. Remember this thing?
I think it came out in 1983 or 1984. I distinctly remember really wanting one but then when I finally received one, I recall becoming quickly bored with it and letting it migrate to the bottom of my toybox. But enough about that, I think the perfect answer to the auto industry's woes would be a pickup with immense yellow anthropomorphic claws which project out of the tires.
2) So yesterday our company lawyer was here and we were talking and he told me about a website in Wisconsin that lets you look up court records. Now remember Ex #5; the one who I made such self-absorbed, pity-party drama about four or five years ago when I still lived in Milwaukee? I put her name in there and she has a barrel-o-laughs of cases, convictions, and warrants: Five credit-card related charges, a shoplifting conviction, two evictions, one criminal mischief charge, a fraud charge by the WI unemployment office (huh?), three traffic charges, a dui, and an open bench warrant.
See avoiding people like this is why I've been single for four years now. That and the whole being a generally-undesirable neurotic ass thing. But mostly, the avoiding bad apples concept.
3) Gulf Port by Burlington reopens for the first time since the June 2008 floods on March Sixth. I send aloft a rousing cheer for the return of drinking until 9AM, non-enforcement of the smoking ban, wanton bar brawls, open-air narcotics transactions in the clubs, illicit gambling, drag racing on the streets, occasional brandishment of assorted armaments, and all other associated chuckles inherent with total lack of any civility or police presence.
4) If the Detroit automakers wish to reverse their recent ill fortunes they should make a real-life version of The Animal. Remember this thing?
I think it came out in 1983 or 1984. I distinctly remember really wanting one but then when I finally received one, I recall becoming quickly bored with it and letting it migrate to the bottom of my toybox. But enough about that, I think the perfect answer to the auto industry's woes would be a pickup with immense yellow anthropomorphic claws which project out of the tires.