Jan 17, 2002 15:08
Yeah I bet you thought that I was fucking dead didn't you? Well you were fucking wrong cause I'm back like all those bad Star Trek sequels. That's right motherfucker I have returned like that herpes infection that ugly ass stripper gave you. And I am fucking ticked off cause the bitching isn't the same without me to put in all perspective. So here comes the word to all the dumb bitches out there: Drop the chips on the shoulders and accept the fact that most of the people you know are smarter when they are unconscious. The only way that some of the whining is going to stop is if whip your dick out and everyone faints when they see the eighteen diseases you got from contact with too many whores and strippers. I'm seriously if all the motherfuckers out there were really that well-adjusted and smart would it be taking you 4 years to get your 2 year degree. I mean you just aren't that smart. You couldn't tell the difference between vodka and water. Ya fucking drunks! So stop complaining "oh I need love. oh I need sex. oh I need a fucking drink." Why cant you just hand me a fucking condom and I'll solve everyone's little problems before it turns into a tragic orgy where everyone gets infected with scabies and chlamydia? So stop whining about all the whining cause it just leads to low self-esteem and std's(a deadly combination). So what do you have to say about that.
random motherfucker:"hehateme where's the love?"
Hehateme:"Fuck you! The love is in my pants bitch. If you want to see it I'm going to have to see a doctor's note. I don't want that fucking disease you got from that nasty guy you fucked and/or sucked off last week/month/year. I got standards you know: 1. weighs less than me 2. is disease free 3. smarter than your average naked person."
So now I'm back. I hope you can hear what I'm saying and aren't caught up in some whining bullshit. I know that it happens to most of you but that is just cause you are stupid or are busy watching the new Star Wars trailer or reading about the stars of the new Star Trek film. (Fuck 'em both and fuck you too for being a dumb sonuvabitch) So you know what I gotta go cause there is so much left to say but so little time left to fuck you up.
I gotta run before the diseased people IM me and I am out.
p.s. Fuck you for caring about whiners.
p.p.s. The only good thing about the star wars/star trek movies is that it is on the same shelf in the rental store making it pretty easy to avoid.
hehateme