Heavy Shit, Man
So at dinner I asked my Mom why I wasn't baptized and she said it was because my Dad was a heathen (jokingly). And this lead to her asking if I wanted to be baptized, and I said "No," with a big smile on my face. And then she said seriously, "I worry about you sometimes." I asked why and she said, "Because we'll be separated." This makes my mom the third person to tell me that they were worried about my soul because I am not saved. Part of me is a bit hurt and worried about the trend and wondering whether I should do something to remedy it. The other part of me thinks it is ludicrous, but kind of nice that people care enough about me to care where I go in the afterlife. Just put it on the record that Mom thinks I'm going to purgatory.