Don't be a douche bag and reach into a pile of knives for the one at the bottom

[hefloats]

I learned that the hard way.
& in public.

I bought all kinds of new toiletries today and I am feeling soooooo gut. machen Sie alle rüber glatt.

Bourbon or Whiskey? I'm trying to find a good present for one of my uncles in Hong Kong.

Well, I'm off to running.