We're the planeteers
I made a male Tauren Druid called GOPLANET on Spinebreaker. Unfortunately all caps become lowercase so its just Goplanet. Coudln't even do GoPlanet. But thats ok. I'll just make myself a guild called Planeteers. (me and all my characters
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1. Chocolate cake that tastes like poop or poop that tastes like chocolate cake?
Poop is unhygenic. And who knows, maybe it tastes good!!
gonk
2. Really bad underarm body odour or really bad breath?
BO cos you can cover it up easier.
3. Become an overused condom or an overused tampon?
The life of a condom would be far superior as you are at least enjoyed by the people who are using you although some people might enjoy putting tampons in their hoochas but that's pretty gross and I can't believe you brought that up.
4. Beastiality or necrophilia?
Why not BOTH
5. Ability to melt into a puddle of goo or ability to contort your body as if you had no bones or joints?
Goo, cos then you could fit under doors/etc.
6. Get trampled on by elephants or get attacked by angry fangirls?
I could take on fangirls. Well, I could take on elephants too, but the subsequent brutality and rape would be less entertaining.
7. Lose your teeth or lose your hair? Permanently.
Hair. Wigs, np. also teeth are used for EATING.
8. Wasabe toothpaste or shawarma cologne (shawarma: an extremely pungent indian food)?
lol indians
9. Marry Boy George (circa 1986) or marry Michael Jackson (circa 2005)? NO DIVORCE ALLOWED.
michael jackson. what a thriller. i still remember the time when we beat it together.
10. See Sadako crawling out of the tv or see your dad dancing around naked?
Sadako. i've always wanted to see a ghost
IF's:
1. If you were a pornstar, what would your screenname be?
pan
2. If you can have one super power, what would it be?
ya telekinesis
3. If you were a movie title, what would you be?
batman
4. If you were an anime character, who'd you be?
TAMAHOME
5. If you have 10 bucks left, what would you buy?
a grill and some bbq sauce to cook the aforementioned bucks ho ho ho
6. If you could turn a boy into a girl, you'd choose?
bich
7. If you will jump off the empire state building, who will you take with you? And yes, the person will die, too.
samwise gamgee
8. If your vagina could sing, what would be its theme song?
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9. One word to describe the person who tagged you.
fat
10. One word to describe this questionnaire sorta thing.
dodecahedron
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