Work emails!
So here is an email converastion that passed at work today for ya'll to laugh at. I'll put it in recieved order, so you can just read down. I'll also just put peoples initials to save identities or some crap like that. This is only one thread of many reply to alls so there's a lot of missing emails inbetween, but I think this one encapsulates most of ... why some of these emails are particularly amusing.
From: Lai, Bich
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 11:30 AM
THEY CHANGED THE FUCKING BIGPOND.COM WEBSITE
THERE IS NO DROP DOWN BOX ANYMORE
ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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From: D, M
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 11:31 AM
yeah ive just discovered that too lol
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From: K, N
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 1:48 PM
man!!!! tis doen't sound right !!!! Bich is gettin' NAAASSSSSTTTTTTYYYYY!!!!
I like that tooo bros....!!!!! When girlz spk like guys///// i like that bros.... It tells me to stay around that girl....
I talk a lot with that girl.....n that scares me sometimes!!!! 'coz i might loose my track.....
N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A
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From: F, R
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 2:00 PM
are you falling for her?
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From: K, N
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 2:54 PM
uuummmmmmmmm!!!!!! i think i've got someone else in my dreams which i've fallen for n waiting for her to come in my real life!!!
But Bich is a nice n gorgeous girl....
two thumbs up to BICH...but Bich (addresssing to u) don't get nasty....'coz if u do guys will take u for granted...not me!!!
hee he!!!
N Y A Y A
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From: S, E
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 2:59 PM
rite nyana u gotta lay off the drugs man otherwise a chick like bich (i just rhymed lol) will get nasty and it wont be pretty!! lol
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From: R, V
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 3:02 PM
wha's ur desk No.. me comin ova
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From: K, N
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 3:29 PM
who's desk no. V? I'm in the new building with Murat keep coming everyhour to me!!! U know what we had an evacuation situation here...I told one cust to call back in an hour to talk!!! She wasn't leaving me....very greatful to the EEEEVVVVAAAACCCCUUUAAAATTTTTIIIIIIOOOOOOONNNNNNNN. EVACUATION...
GREAT GUYS!!
by the way the desk no. is 063 level nine!!!!
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From: R, V
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 3:32 PM
me on level 1.. EVACUATION ROCKS!!!1
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From: Lai, Bich
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 3:37 PM
I think vij wants the drugs nyaya is on :P
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From: W, M
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 3:38 PM
i thikn someone fanceys you, bich
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From: K, N
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 3:50 PM
can it be me Bich?? I'm a very simple guy of means n principles!!!! smoked about 1500 packets of cigarettes so far (still do regularly with hide n seek technique), a heavy gentelmen drinker, very touchy for women, gott restricated from 3 schools in NEW DELHI for embarrasing women while talking to them, mother found me reading illicit material once n didn't talk to me for a week, father slapped me twice for borrowing n keeping private material of girls from my mates when i was just 10 years old.....just very simple...the way it is,,,i am...still feel like getting slapped on the face when i look at a women by my father....sorry childhood memories......just simple as it is i am....u still see that shadow in me for my past simple gentle deeds.....just simple as it is i am!!!!!
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can it be me Bich??? I ask again???
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From: Lai, Bich
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 3:56 PM
you can fancy me all you want love, but you try and touch me and I'll eat your balls for lunch 0:)
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From: K, N
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 4:06 PM
IT LOOKS to me man!!! she's in a really sh**tty mood...don't talk to me LIKE THAT, when feminine looking pretty girlz jump to eating balls, I, NYAYA, really don't like them....A soft boy like talker girl is the prettiest thing i've ever experience n can thnk off....Hey Bich...get relaxed n be chilled....
I can do that stuff what i just wrote but u know what,,,, for yor kind info.... i've never tried that.....in my life....takING words outta my previous sent text to u, "I'm a very simple guy of means n principles!!!! ", figure out whatever u can n could....
n u know what again DON'T TALK TO ME AT LEAST TODAY!!! as far as eating balls for lunch is concerned, i know that u like noodles or spaghetti n hv bin eating,, u wont' be able to mix noodles with balls!! arright........STAY CHILLED ARRIGHT!!!!
Cheers!!! \
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N Y A Y A
From: Lai, Bich
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 11:30 AM
THEY CHANGED THE FUCKING BIGPOND.COM WEBSITE
THERE IS NO DROP DOWN BOX ANYMORE
ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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From: D, M
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 11:31 AM
yeah ive just discovered that too lol
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From: K, N
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 1:48 PM
man!!!! tis doen't sound right !!!! Bich is gettin' NAAASSSSSTTTTTTYYYYY!!!!
I like that tooo bros....!!!!! When girlz spk like guys///// i like that bros.... It tells me to stay around that girl....
I talk a lot with that girl.....n that scares me sometimes!!!! 'coz i might loose my track.....
N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A N Y A Y A
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From: F, R
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 2:00 PM
are you falling for her?
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From: K, N
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 2:54 PM
uuummmmmmmmm!!!!!! i think i've got someone else in my dreams which i've fallen for n waiting for her to come in my real life!!!
But Bich is a nice n gorgeous girl....
two thumbs up to BICH...but Bich (addresssing to u) don't get nasty....'coz if u do guys will take u for granted...not me!!!
hee he!!!
N Y A Y A
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From: S, E
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 2:59 PM
rite nyana u gotta lay off the drugs man otherwise a chick like bich (i just rhymed lol) will get nasty and it wont be pretty!! lol
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From: R, V
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 3:02 PM
wha's ur desk No.. me comin ova
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From: K, N
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 3:29 PM
who's desk no. V? I'm in the new building with Murat keep coming everyhour to me!!! U know what we had an evacuation situation here...I told one cust to call back in an hour to talk!!! She wasn't leaving me....very greatful to the EEEEVVVVAAAACCCCUUUAAAATTTTTIIIIIIOOOOOOONNNNNNNN. EVACUATION...
GREAT GUYS!!
by the way the desk no. is 063 level nine!!!!
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From: R, V
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 3:32 PM
me on level 1.. EVACUATION ROCKS!!!1
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From: Lai, Bich
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 3:37 PM
I think vij wants the drugs nyaya is on :P
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From: W, M
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 3:38 PM
i thikn someone fanceys you, bich
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From: K, N
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 3:50 PM
can it be me Bich?? I'm a very simple guy of means n principles!!!! smoked about 1500 packets of cigarettes so far (still do regularly with hide n seek technique), a heavy gentelmen drinker, very touchy for women, gott restricated from 3 schools in NEW DELHI for embarrasing women while talking to them, mother found me reading illicit material once n didn't talk to me for a week, father slapped me twice for borrowing n keeping private material of girls from my mates when i was just 10 years old.....just very simple...the way it is,,,i am...still feel like getting slapped on the face when i look at a women by my father....sorry childhood memories......just simple as it is i am....u still see that shadow in me for my past simple gentle deeds.....just simple as it is i am!!!!!
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can it be me Bich??? I ask again???
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From: Lai, Bich
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 3:56 PM
you can fancy me all you want love, but you try and touch me and I'll eat your balls for lunch 0:)
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From: K, N
Sent: Tuesday, 8 November 2005 4:06 PM
IT LOOKS to me man!!! she's in a really sh**tty mood...don't talk to me LIKE THAT, when feminine looking pretty girlz jump to eating balls, I, NYAYA, really don't like them....A soft boy like talker girl is the prettiest thing i've ever experience n can thnk off....Hey Bich...get relaxed n be chilled....
I can do that stuff what i just wrote but u know what,,,, for yor kind info.... i've never tried that.....in my life....takING words outta my previous sent text to u, "I'm a very simple guy of means n principles!!!! ", figure out whatever u can n could....
n u know what again DON'T TALK TO ME AT LEAST TODAY!!! as far as eating balls for lunch is concerned, i know that u like noodles or spaghetti n hv bin eating,, u wont' be able to mix noodles with balls!! arright........STAY CHILLED ARRIGHT!!!!
Cheers!!! \
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N Y A Y A