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Ohio Temperature Conversion Chart
@+70 degrees:
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Ohio go swimming in the rivers.
@+60 degrees:
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Ohio plant gardens.
@+50 degrees:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Ohio sunbathe.
@+40 degrees:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Ohio drive with the windows down.
@+32 degrees:
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Erie water gets thicker.
@+20 degrees:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wooly hats.
People in Ohio throw on a flannel shirt.
@+15 degrees:
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Ohio have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@+10 degrees:
People in Miami all die.
People in Ohio break the ice in the pool for a last swim before winterizing.
@0 degrees:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Ohio get out their winter coats.
@-10 degrees:
Hollywood disintegrates.
Ohio Girl Scouts are selling cookies door to door.
@-25 degrees:
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Ohio Boy Scouts postpone winter survival classes until it gets cold enough.
@-30 degrees:
Mount St. Helens freezes.
People in Ohio rent some videos.
@-40 degrees:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Buckeyes get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
@-45 degrees:
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Ohio complain about farmers with cold hands.
@-60 degrees:
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in Ohio start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?".
@-100 degrees:
Hell freezes over.
The Browns win the Super Bowl.
@+70 degrees:
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Ohio go swimming in the rivers.
@+60 degrees:
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Ohio plant gardens.
@+50 degrees:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Ohio sunbathe.
@+40 degrees:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Ohio drive with the windows down.
@+32 degrees:
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Erie water gets thicker.
@+20 degrees:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wooly hats.
People in Ohio throw on a flannel shirt.
@+15 degrees:
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Ohio have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@+10 degrees:
People in Miami all die.
People in Ohio break the ice in the pool for a last swim before winterizing.
@0 degrees:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Ohio get out their winter coats.
@-10 degrees:
Hollywood disintegrates.
Ohio Girl Scouts are selling cookies door to door.
@-25 degrees:
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Ohio Boy Scouts postpone winter survival classes until it gets cold enough.
@-30 degrees:
Mount St. Helens freezes.
People in Ohio rent some videos.
@-40 degrees:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Buckeyes get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
@-45 degrees:
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Ohio complain about farmers with cold hands.
@-60 degrees:
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in Ohio start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?".
@-100 degrees:
Hell freezes over.
The Browns win the Super Bowl.