PAYDAY!

Jul 15, 2005 09:07


this is the first time ive ever gotten a heat rash. my mom said "oh my god you have scarlett fever, NO! you have the measles!" scared the shit out of me. 
i read that its because sweat gets caught under your skin around your hair folicles (sp?) and its spreading. i would cut the afflicted body parts off but that would leave me with no torso. id be a head and ankles and hands. its really bizarre looking and i shouldnt have gone swimming i think it made it worse. fuck it. hee. i want to go swimming again.
you know i say swimming but i really mean flail and splash wildly (heena is swim retarded)

suprise party for me!?!!?!?! *gasp* you guys are teh best.
sneaky fuckers.
thanks a bunch. now i can indulge in "suchi" and play poker whenever i like.
i felt what it was like to have a penis for a while but everyone started getting squirted so i stopped.
linas doggie licked my cake then i got home and i fell up the steps with the cake and my doggie ate the rest. damn doggies.
only a heena lina mitza party would have
sushi
harmonicas
madlibs
greens
a boy who looked like ronald mcdonald
sushi hold' em
a scary underwater penis vacuum
a big plastic buddah (just chillin)

manuel is gone now. for a month to japón. *shudders* (withdrawl symptoms)
but at least i got the playstation and the pipe right? :)

saturday im going to see those short films at urban 15. go with me?
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