We have a reward system in place. You go two weeks without smashing someone's face in, you get a blow job from an officer of your choice. A year, and they'll import you a Russian bride.
It's true! I'd already gone a full six months without breaking any laws when I got dragged here, and was well on my way to picking out which wife I wanted delivering.
It's very effective.
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