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[heelsandlaw]

While there is no one written document I can point you towards for conduct, keep a few ground rules in mind while you're here, such as

1. Don't kill or injure anyone.
   
2. Don't steal
   
3. No vandalism.
   

That is an indication, not an exhaustive list.

[ police filter ]Sorry to say, but I'm afraid it's going to be double shifts this weekend, or for however

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[unicornsbtchs]

If that's all, then I'm completely safe here... I am getting low on "supplies".

While I'm at it, I need to report something missing. I've lost my unicorn.

[heelsandlaw]

As I said, the list is far from exhaustive. What supplies are you getting low on?

You've lost your unicorn. Have you checked the zoo?

[unicornsbtchs]

Nothing that you need to worry about...

I would if I could get directions, but I'm just slightly... inebriated right now to find it on my own.

[heelsandlaw]

If you're inebriated, perhaps you should find a place to sober up before you worry about finding your unicorn.

[unicornsbtchs]

I work best inebriated. Heck, I drove through most of the Southwest while inebriated... even got through an Homeland Security Checkpoint unscathed. I don't need to be sober.