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[heelsandlaw]

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[immortaltwat]

I don't know if I'm more surprised that party is low down on the list, or that it's there at all.

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[heelsandlaw]

Reasons Partying is on the list

1. It's fun - with the right people
   
2. I enjoy it
   
3. It's a good way to relax

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[immortaltwat]

Reasons Partying Shouldn't Be On YOUR List

1. I don't think you even know HOW to have fun.
2. See above.
3. It's not meant to relax you.

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[heelsandlaw]

Reasons Why You're Wrong

1. Of course I know how to have fun. My definition of fun might just be different from yours.
   
2. You hardly know me.
   
3. Did you really assume there was one side and one side only to me?
   
4. Relaxation can take many forms.
   
5. Again, question of definition.

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[immortaltwat]

Reasons Why I'm Right

1. You take everything I say seriously.
2. I know enough.
3. No. I just looked at the rest of your list.
4. If you think partying is a good way of relaxation, you're doing it very wrong.
5. Forget definitions. Boring =/= fun.

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[heelsandlaw]

Reasons This Discussion Is Useless

1. Neither of us is going to concede to a point the other party makes
   
2. You will keep thinking I'm boring anyways and I think I'd like to keep it that way

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[immortaltwat]

Reasons Why It Isn't Useless

1. I'm trying to educate you in the arts of fun.
2. You're putting a stop to each and every attempt.
3. We've established you dislike any conventional form of fun.

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[heelsandlaw]

You think you've established I dislike any conventional form of fun.

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[immortaltwat]

What, we're stopping with the lists now? I was just getting into those.

Okay, for arguments sake let's say I haven't established that. When was the last time you went clubbing?

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[heelsandlaw]

I'll probably end up making lists sooner rather than later again.

Little less than a month ago, before the harpy mess started.

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[immortaltwat]

Okay. Better than I thought. Though still appalling for someone with an actual income.

Last time you used illicit substances?

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[heelsandlaw]

Someone with actual income who also happens to have to work. And if your definition of fun necessarily includes illicit substances, I feel sorry for you.

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[immortaltwat]

You're avoiding the question. I'm taking that to mean more recent than you'd like.

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[heelsandlaw]

Unless alcohol counts, the answer would actually be 'never'.

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[immortaltwat]

I really hope that means you contributed to underage drinking. Otherwise that's just sad.

[Just when he was starting to think maybe you do have a life after all, Cameron.]

Let's try again. Legal highs. When was the last time you used one?

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[heelsandlaw]

You think it's sad that I don't contribute to underage drinking? My life, it is ruined. [Because your opinion means so much to her, Nathan. Really.]

Define legal highs.