Me too.

[hedgemom]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, hedgemom sent to me...

Twelve republicans homemaking
Eleven slots knitting
Ten diets a-cooking
Nine alzheimers baking
Eight vacations a-dying
Seven crafts a-keeping
Six ponds a-crafting
Five audi-i-i-io books
Four natural fibers
Three conservative politics
Two emergency calls
...and a fiber in a candy.