So
tiptoe39 walked into my cave the other day and was dazzled by the ocean view from Zoram Strand where I was fishing while waiting for a group for BFD. She commented that while the view was pretty, everyone there was ugly (horde territory, after all).
So I move my lard ass outta the way and let her play with the character generator, so she can make someone cute. She rolls a human paladin and enters the world, and is rather impressed by the scenery around Northshire Abbey.
"So how do I control it?" she asked. Then noticed a bunny and said "Oooh, cute. Can I pet it?"
Before I can answer, she right-clicks it.
Those of you in the know can start laughing.