Avast!
So I got to play a game of Monkey Ninja Pirate Robot with prevenger, jr_psykira, jiggliusceasar, dm_bashir, and mr_q_o_p. Naturally, whenever you get these miscreants into a room without the mitigating factor of SO's, hilarity and sexual deviance are sure to result. This was no exception. Here's who I spent my evening as:
R. "Long" Bubba
Type: Pirate
Goal: Score with more wenches than JFK
Abilities:
[+2] Pirate
[+4] Make people stop living with sharp, pointy objects
[+4] John Woo shit
[+2] Classically trained pianist
[+4] Never-ending bottle of rum
[-2] Talking skull that sounds suspiciously like Gilbert Gottfried that gives unsolicited advice at awkward moments.
Highlights include:
*Using the unending bottle of rum to set things on fire
*Doing a two-fisted equilibrium pistol thing with flintlocks
*Calling all ninjas "wusses" and in so doing triggering dm_bashir's short fuse
*Getting a point of robot mojo for doing the Metal Man pose
when we found the bad guy's secret lair
*Following the dotted line from one stage to the next at skull castle big-ass-skull island
*Getting birthday presents for the ninja master at a BDSM store
*One-upping mr_q_o_p's love-bot by scoring with the ninja master's daughter.
tiptoe39, georgy, qarylla, queenofpink77, let this be a lesson to you to never, ever let the boys out of your sight to do guy stuff.
R. "Long" Bubba
Type: Pirate
Goal: Score with more wenches than JFK
Abilities:
[+2] Pirate
[+4] Make people stop living with sharp, pointy objects
[+4] John Woo shit
[+2] Classically trained pianist
[+4] Never-ending bottle of rum
[-2] Talking skull that sounds suspiciously like Gilbert Gottfried that gives unsolicited advice at awkward moments.
Highlights include:
*Using the unending bottle of rum to set things on fire
*Doing a two-fisted equilibrium pistol thing with flintlocks
*Calling all ninjas "wusses" and in so doing triggering dm_bashir's short fuse
*Getting a point of robot mojo for doing the Metal Man pose
when we found the bad guy's secret lair
*Following the dotted line from one stage to the next at skull castle big-ass-skull island
*Getting birthday presents for the ninja master at a BDSM store
*One-upping mr_q_o_p's love-bot by scoring with the ninja master's daughter.
tiptoe39, georgy, qarylla, queenofpink77, let this be a lesson to you to never, ever let the boys out of your sight to do guy stuff.