[Column 11] Going Native
It seems the city has gone back to its primitive roots. I'm sure its just another damned curse and by tomorrow we'll all be lederhosen wearing, goat humping mountain people in a yodeling competition. Today, though, citizens... Spider is happy.
I hate to admit it, but that ugly bastard, technology, has been beaten down and tossed aside. I'm glad to be rid of it. Stop your bitching! Go the fuck out into the jungle! You are an animal. Act like it. Kill something delicious, start a fire and eat! Get in a fight with a bear!
Burn your clothing, City! I did!
When the curse ends and the ugliness resumes, I will hate it here more than before.
I hate to admit it, but that ugly bastard, technology, has been beaten down and tossed aside. I'm glad to be rid of it. Stop your bitching! Go the fuck out into the jungle! You are an animal. Act like it. Kill something delicious, start a fire and eat! Get in a fight with a bear!
Burn your clothing, City! I did!
When the curse ends and the ugliness resumes, I will hate it here more than before.