EDDIE

[hectorsanchez]

so today was eddie's last day at work! so...eddie...i have written a poem for you, and here it goes:

Eddie
Eddie, you are so cool
You made me realize I am not a TOTAL fool.
You always helped me get the ranger un-stuck
And um...I wish you the best of luck!
You are totally Eddie,
And you remind me of a teddy....
...bear?
YOU WENT TO SCHOOL WITH WILL,
Who is a stud and is not a woman therefore didn't take the pill.
GOOD LUCK EDDIE!

So...can you tell i was desperate for rhyming there?
Almost got in an accident today by almost rear-ending someone while checking out a hot gas station guy...hahaha