A Jet All The Way 1/1 (JONAS, Panic! At The Disco)

[hector_rashbaum]

Title: A Jet All The Way
Genre: Slashy Gen with a smidge of Het
Fandom: JONAS, Panic! At The Disco [version JWalk]
Main Characters: Kevin Lucas, Brendon Urie, Nick Lucas, Ryan Ross, Joe Lucas, Spencer Smith, Stella Malone, Jon Walker, Macy Misa

Adult Content: Nope
Words: 3654
Chapter: 1/1

Summary: There's a new band at Horace Mantis; JONAS feel

Comments

[hector_rashbaum]

Since I'm pretty sure TPTB aren't going to rewrite the second season of JONAS to be all about the shenangians of JONAS v Panic, writing it was the only way to see it. Thank you!

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I need it in my liiiiife foreeeever, omg. Joe/Spencer/Stella shopping bff subtexty-OT3 shenanigans! Nick and Ryan hang out and write songs about how STUPID everyone they know is! Kevin and Brendon cause CAVITIES FOREVER.

And they're all just getting comfortable being friends when OH NO BATTLE OF THE BANDS. The prize is a trip to the zoo, so Brendon and Kevin are AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS, but in the most faildorable ways possible!

Oh my gooood rival fan clubs. Jon is all SMUG because ha, Macy's getting in FIGHTS over me, and she's in the middle of telling him, no, it's not him, she's defending JONAS' honor, when she realizes wait, no, it IS about him, get your hands off my boyfriend, DISCOfreaks.

[hector_rashbaum]

The idea of Macy putting the same energy into a relationship she puts into JONAS stanning and sports is kind of awesome but horrifying. Jon introduces him to pot because if he can't mellow her out some she is GOING to kill him.

ohmygod Cab at Horace Mantis ♥ FOREVER.

Brendon would like to continue grudge-ing, okay, because when Kevin wouldn't sit with him at lunch it made him TOO SAD to sing any of their happy/dancey songs, and that's not cool. But Kevin's too sad to play anything but heartbreaky ballads, and sad Kevin is HARD TO BE MAD AT.

And okay so Ryan smacks him when he says "the Alexes were totally catchy, they deserved it", but they WERE, and also he has awesome new panda friends, so shove it Rossy.

[hector_rashbaum]

Jon introduces him to pot because if he can't mellow her out some she is GOING to kill him.

oops accidental genderswap. HER to pot.

(also why am I convinced nobody swears in the JONAS'verse but Jon's still a stoner, come on, brain)

[hector_rashbaum]

I could also potentially replace pot with [metaphor for pot], like in that one episode where Nick's cookies were clearly a metaphor for cocaine (...or is that just me.)

Macy all THIS IS SO DUMB WHY DO YOU LIKE THIS SO - heeeeeeey, wow, hiiii.

Oh my goooooood I want to read ALL THE ADVENTURES OF THE ALEX BAND FOREVER. Greenwald & Suarez hang out and smoke up and Suarez cooks ALL THE FOOD FOREVER, and at some point songs probably get written.

(Singer says that's because the REST of the Alexes were WORKING during the gorging sessions, and since I worked I get to sing)

Mostly I want to see the results of Nick & Ryan's bitchy songwriting sessions. They get together once a week, talk about all the girls whose hearts they crushed (and also their epic manpain, because they have FEELINGS TOO, okay, they're not JUST douchebags) and brainstorm.

[hector_rashbaum]

I'm just gonna take a second to savor the mental image of Jon keeping one of these and a mug in his messenger bag and a massive stash of tea leaves in his locker, always sneaking into the teacher's lounge to use the microwave between classes. (And once I'm done giggling and clapping, I will totally agree that yes, it is kind of impossible to bring Panic into the JONAS'verse and leave pot out)

CULINARY CAMP. My little heart <3___<3. Cash says Suarez HAS to be his replacement, since he's Alex. Suarez...cannot argue with that logic.

Joe would be jealous that Nick has a new songwriting buddy, except a) an outlet for Nick's manpain makes him way less annoying and b) he's kind of busy trying to keep track of whether it's he or Spencer who's dating Stella this week

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(The tea addiction would just take so much EFFORT. Also, if his locker's full of tea, where will he keep his bong)

And on that day, Nick's face will actualfax stick that way, because Joe is the king of TMI and that is a whole heck of a lot of TMI.