Caffeine Freak 1/1 (Edguy)

[hector_rashbaum]

Title: Caffeine Freak
Genre: Slash
Band: Edguy
Main Characters: Jens Ludwig, Tobias Sammet

Adult Content: No
Words: 100
Chapter: 1/1

Summary: Problem solving, the Jens way.
Teaser: "What? Don't do what? I just said 'Jens'. Don't say Jens? What's wrong with it? Jens Jens Jens."

"Tobi."

"Jens."

Jens rolled his eyes. Of all Tobi's games, I'll-Say-Your-Name-Everytime-You-Say-Mine was his least favorite.

"Don't do that."

"What? Don't do what? I just said 'Jens'. Don't say Jens? What's wrong with it? Jens Jens Jens."

"Dammit, Tobi."

"Jeeeeeeeens. Jensy Jensy Jens Jens."

"Tobi, I swear to God."

"Jens, I swear to Jens."

Right. Obviously someone had given the hyperactive lead singer sugar. Or caffeine. Probably both.

And there was, of course, only one way to deal with a caffeinated Tobi.

"Jens. The Jensation. Jensmeister. Jensalicio - mmph!"

Tobi tasted like coffee.