wow
So yeah this weekend was kinda crazy. Lets see where to start.. okay
Saturday - 2 old friends and 1 new friend came to visit from New Mexico. Matt Jimmy and Winnie, Jimmy and Winnie and actually moving here in about 10 days. That night we drank a few beers and made fun of each other.
Sunday - I had planed to go see the mini bosses that night with my pals from new mexico but plans kinda fell through due to a miscommunication. Instead we went and had mongolian BQ, then purchased a gallon of vodka. Dani, Pants, Brent and Levi came over and joined me and the new mexico crew for some drinks. Vodka and pickle juice (which matt named "zombie piss") and then later pickle margaritas. Well before we knew it the gallon of vodka was almost gone, but none of us were drunk except matt. Matt then threatens to smash his head through my coffee table. When we tell him he can't he then kicks it over spilling pickle drinks all over the place. I wrestled him down and then drew a face on the back of his head (because he kicked my table over) well that made him even more crazy. He got loose and jimmy had to use some crazy chock holds to get him to calm down. He then goes out onto the balcony spitting on everything in his way. We think "well at least he is outside" next thing we know he has thrown himself off the balcony. That freaked me the fuck out. I lost one of my best friends from him falling off a balcony. But Matt being the invincible drunk that he is gets up and stumbles off spiting and cussing. He came back about 4 hours later after getting yelled at by a security guard for sleeping in the parking lot. So that was it for sunday
Monday - The first couple of hours on monday is full of damage control. Then i took a nap. Then Everyone from the night before including myself went and watched the "Aristocrats" it truely is the dirtiest movie i have ever seen. then it was back to my house for some video games untell it was karaoke time. I don't think i have ever been that drunk at karaoke. I started off the evening with "love is a battle field" Then some older broads bought matt jimmy and myself some booze. I then sang "don't stop me now" by queen. Then the old broads started making thier moves. Poor Jimmy, him being the prettiest of the three of us got it the worst, but it did score us more free beer. One of the ladies asked me if i wanted to go home with her and her friend, I laughed and said "i don't think my fiancee would appreciate that too much" so i lied! These ladies looked like they could have been men 2 years ago. The next song i sang was "i'll make love to you" by boyz 2 men, I was really really really drunk at this point i could barely stay on my bar stool. Then me and dani did a duet and tried to play the kevin bacon game during the musical break. THEN the older ladies convience jimmy and matt that it would be a wise idea to go back to thier place for some more beer. They even show us the case of beer they had in thier car as proof. Then they dropped the case on the ground and half the case was gone. So we start following them to there house but they are going the opposite direction they should be going so we just cut our looses and head home. the end
that turned out to be one of the longest post i have ever made in my life.
Saturday - 2 old friends and 1 new friend came to visit from New Mexico. Matt Jimmy and Winnie, Jimmy and Winnie and actually moving here in about 10 days. That night we drank a few beers and made fun of each other.
Sunday - I had planed to go see the mini bosses that night with my pals from new mexico but plans kinda fell through due to a miscommunication. Instead we went and had mongolian BQ, then purchased a gallon of vodka. Dani, Pants, Brent and Levi came over and joined me and the new mexico crew for some drinks. Vodka and pickle juice (which matt named "zombie piss") and then later pickle margaritas. Well before we knew it the gallon of vodka was almost gone, but none of us were drunk except matt. Matt then threatens to smash his head through my coffee table. When we tell him he can't he then kicks it over spilling pickle drinks all over the place. I wrestled him down and then drew a face on the back of his head (because he kicked my table over) well that made him even more crazy. He got loose and jimmy had to use some crazy chock holds to get him to calm down. He then goes out onto the balcony spitting on everything in his way. We think "well at least he is outside" next thing we know he has thrown himself off the balcony. That freaked me the fuck out. I lost one of my best friends from him falling off a balcony. But Matt being the invincible drunk that he is gets up and stumbles off spiting and cussing. He came back about 4 hours later after getting yelled at by a security guard for sleeping in the parking lot. So that was it for sunday
Monday - The first couple of hours on monday is full of damage control. Then i took a nap. Then Everyone from the night before including myself went and watched the "Aristocrats" it truely is the dirtiest movie i have ever seen. then it was back to my house for some video games untell it was karaoke time. I don't think i have ever been that drunk at karaoke. I started off the evening with "love is a battle field" Then some older broads bought matt jimmy and myself some booze. I then sang "don't stop me now" by queen. Then the old broads started making thier moves. Poor Jimmy, him being the prettiest of the three of us got it the worst, but it did score us more free beer. One of the ladies asked me if i wanted to go home with her and her friend, I laughed and said "i don't think my fiancee would appreciate that too much" so i lied! These ladies looked like they could have been men 2 years ago. The next song i sang was "i'll make love to you" by boyz 2 men, I was really really really drunk at this point i could barely stay on my bar stool. Then me and dani did a duet and tried to play the kevin bacon game during the musical break. THEN the older ladies convience jimmy and matt that it would be a wise idea to go back to thier place for some more beer. They even show us the case of beer they had in thier car as proof. Then they dropped the case on the ground and half the case was gone. So we start following them to there house but they are going the opposite direction they should be going so we just cut our looses and head home. the end
that turned out to be one of the longest post i have ever made in my life.