Jun 04, 2008 22:50
i hope to one day be in a situation with someone pretty and straight and male where body heat is the only chance of survival.
that is all.
and if we can make a really pretty fire we can make retarded shadow puppets. and tell each other how retarded the other's shadow puppets are. i mean, that looks nothing like a moose.
and maybe we can use the charred wood from the fire to play hangman and battle ship and make cave paintings on the wall.
and maybe there is a box of lucky charms.
so we have to sit in front of the fire, cuddled in a blanket, eating lucky charms from the box, having epic matches of three dimensional tic tac toe.
you know
for survival.
and then maybe the rescue crew arrives with more pretty straight males.. and rum! and some gin.. and pink lemonade mix. and cheap wine.
i want to run up to the first peoson who ever wrote a romance novel and head butt them then hug them.