a very merry untanjobi to liz (whose real birthday was yesterday}
iiiiiiiiiii have figured out why i get sick all the time
my proposed theory is this: all of out cells contain the same (relatively) genetic code. therefore, the same genes in my mind that do their shit and make my neurotransmitters go happy when i play with cells are also present in my immune system cells (though turned off and packed away at the side of the nucleus all methylated and shit..... shut up) so! therefore!!! when my immune system sees a cell it's supposed to eat, instead, it runs over and tries to play with it and keep it as a pet and put it in a petri dish and sleep with it under its pseudopod and such...
that's the reason.
sometimes i think, in a romantic estrogenical swoon, that i want someone to look over at me while i am sleeping and think something akin to: "she's so beautiful/sweet/loveable when she sleeps" like they do in all the most romantic whatnots
and then i remember:
i drool in my sleep
and sleep facedown.
and my cheeks puff up for some reason
and my hair sticks out in funny places
and i drool more.
reality continues to ruin my fantasies.
but you know what they say:
"if you can't beat it..
then it's not your girlfriend." :D