shonen ai fics make me wish i were a man. but one who wore skirts. and had a vagina.
things i would do if i had a penis for a day:
pretend it was a periscope thing and "look" around corners with it
pee my name on something
have gay sex (to see if it's really as cute as miko no da says it is)
catapult
pretend it is a race car and run laps around my room
draw henna on it with sharpie
for la shannon:
1. You're swimming in Hawaii and you get attacked by a shark. What do you do?
ok. um, i cry, i shit my life, and die thinking about how one of my strongest battle cries my whole life has been "nuke the fucking sharks." they are evil. and mean. and really oversurviving their welcome on this planet. fuck sharks. fuck them with uranium dildos.
2. What do you want to do as a career? All through the time we've known each other, you didn't talk about what you wanted to do with your life.
look at cells. um.. yea :) look at cells. and poke them. and see what they do. and break them open. and then poke their innards. and see what those do. or something along those lines.
3. If you could run a petting zoo, what kind of animals would it have?
microscopic plague inducing ones.
4. Do you keep in contact with any of the BayViewers?
a few. i wish i talked to more of them.. but i am a shy girl. and people, including myself, tend to be bad at keeping up long distance relationships. it's ok, in an eigth grade ms moran nothing gold can stay type of way.
5. What do you want people to know you best for?
here lies akiko. had a ball. that is all.
was loved by a few who were glad she came through and were sad to see her go.
or something to that effect
pretend it was a periscope thing and "look" around corners with it
pee my name on something
have gay sex (to see if it's really as cute as miko no da says it is)
catapult
pretend it is a race car and run laps around my room
draw henna on it with sharpie
for la shannon:
1. You're swimming in Hawaii and you get attacked by a shark. What do you do?
ok. um, i cry, i shit my life, and die thinking about how one of my strongest battle cries my whole life has been "nuke the fucking sharks." they are evil. and mean. and really oversurviving their welcome on this planet. fuck sharks. fuck them with uranium dildos.
2. What do you want to do as a career? All through the time we've known each other, you didn't talk about what you wanted to do with your life.
look at cells. um.. yea :) look at cells. and poke them. and see what they do. and break them open. and then poke their innards. and see what those do. or something along those lines.
3. If you could run a petting zoo, what kind of animals would it have?
microscopic plague inducing ones.
4. Do you keep in contact with any of the BayViewers?
a few. i wish i talked to more of them.. but i am a shy girl. and people, including myself, tend to be bad at keeping up long distance relationships. it's ok, in an eigth grade ms moran nothing gold can stay type of way.
5. What do you want people to know you best for?
here lies akiko. had a ball. that is all.
was loved by a few who were glad she came through and were sad to see her go.
or something to that effect