thinking about melissa's question. and wouldn't it be funny if you could buy a strap on for ken?
hm. and two of those livejournals.. are the same person.....
i've always wanted to open a joint livejournal with someone. but i feel like i don't know anyone i'd want to open one with, nor believe that anyone i know i would want to open one with would update.
but neither would i, so, i won't go around pointing out eye beams.
i am not unpacked. and this troubles me. but you figure, if it bothered me enough, i'd actually unpack. hmmmm. call in ze freuds!
have had my language corrected a lot. i feel that if a word follows the general rules of the english launguage, and you get what the word means by its context, that you can all take a rocket into the sun and stop telling me there's no such word as "illegalness" and "soundability."
language is like the world in the 1200s.
weird words similar to the ones we know are out there, they just havn't been dicovered by the western world yet.
i consider myself a verbal pioneer. i get to a word, cut the indians off it, and bring back spices from the new word.
haha i bet for a second you thought that was a typo. i am totally coherntish. i type. well.
i type, at least.
i tmust really suck to try and learn english.
if i were trying to learn english, i would beat up every german i saw. romans too, but how many of them do you see running around? too few. why? because they were probably all killed out of frustrated conquered peoples trying to learn... well... what would later be part of english.
we should freak everyone out and randomly change our unifying launguage to african clicks and drums. cause that'd be cool
i kid
click you is not half as thereputic as "fuck"
but if i ever say it to you, you'll know what i'm trying out.
i should learn spanish.
and irish.
and sign language.
and maybe yiddish.
i feel like i should run around places i don'know the language of.
i feel like i should run around europe. and be a crazy american.
crazy american strikes again!
la americana loca!
i dunno how to say it in anything else!
:)
i feel like sideways smilies are going to be one of those epoch-defining images. like a poodle skirt. or a bonnet. or "golly." just one of those things that'll pop up in a movie some time and the youngest person int he room will go "ewwwwwww why was that ever whip?"
(cause whip is the futuristic evolution of cool. see diagram below}
hep->swinging->swell->groovy->rad->cool->sick->?->whip
it's all true. i have seen it in the tea.
and lipton and i are tight, man.
well fuck if i know what else to do with my night. not quite at that point where i am ready to go back and fight the molecular fight, but maybe that's why i'm not unpacked. cause that way, when i am on the couch watching to wong foo, it's not because i have nothing better to do. it's because i don't want to unpack.
aaaahhhhh ha.
honest honest.
check your tea.
;)
well i happen to like sideways smilies. they're not obnoxious like rightside up smilies cause they're on their side. so it's clear that some similar-minded vigilante, whose younger sister was probably raped and killed by a smilie, was walking down my livejournal/im one day, saw that upright smiling son of a bitch awaiting trail, beat the shit out of him and left him for dead, so fast he didn't even have time to change facial expressions.
('_')->POW->:)<-dead as a chick in aruba
hm. sorry for taking up so much space on your friend's page. it's 12.24. and there's nothing right now i can think i wanna do.
:p
hehe