My tweets

[hecallaghan]

• Wed, 10:15: Mine chased a bird into the house a few days ago. Then stared at it while it sat in front of him, tweeting, wondering which end to eat first. Bird did no better - flying onto my hand, my head, my back, but refusing to fly out the damned window. What do they teach them nowadays? https://t.co/wrBt5qknlR