heroes 1.17 "company man" ... I am SERIOUSLY having a CONNIPTION over this SHOW
Warning: liberal-bordering-on-gratuitous use of expletives, exclamation points, caps lock, and "OMG" ahead.
MY LOVE FOR THIS SHOW KNOWS NO BOUNDS. NONE AT ALL. THIS ENTIRE FUCKING EPISODE IS SO FUCKING SICK. KRINGGGGGG. CLAUDE AND HRG!
Can I just say that HRG minus the glasses is CRAZY SEXY. WHERE IS THE HRG/CLAUDE FIC AT? PR0N that PLZ!!!!
BABY HIRO! EEE! *loves*
And dude, how is Ted containing that shit? Totally not scientifically feasible. I FUCKING LOVE IT.
OMG. CLAUDE. SO MUCH CLAUDE LOVE. AND CLAIRE HOMG.
OMG, the theological discussion. I vote that Mama Bennet converts Ted to believing in God and that makes him not go nuclear. I vote that Mama Bennet runs into Dean Winchester and they debate about God.
Oh, Ted. I feel so bad for him. Oh, Ted! And now everybody is going to be made of cancer. "Stay down!" Because it's not like she's invincible or anything.
Er, how is the house containing all that?
OMG, as my mother says-- "That is such great makeup." That was FUCKING INSANE. FUCKING INSANE TO THE POWER OF CRAZY. Ohshit, Claire's gonna get taken.
I would *really* like to know more about Primatech-that-isn't-Primatch. Let's see, Ted's in captivity now, which sets up the "Peter meets Ted and goes kabluey" thing perfectly. Especially since now Claire's getting turned in, which means Peter (and Claude) to the rescue!
AND THEN THE GETTING THE GLASSES!
Ugh, HRG, way to suck as a person. Not only did you NOT tell your daughter she's adopted until she is FUCKING THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, but you also TURNED HER IN TO PRIMATECH THAT ISN'T PRIMATECH. ASSHOLE. Oh, hey, he's still working with the Haitian! I take it back! Please tell me Claude is there, because that would be awesome. WAIT THE HAITIAN IS GONNA KILL HIM? Or fake his death? IS HE DYING? OR IS HE NOT DYING? SHITSHITSHITFUCK!
OH HRG I LOVE YOU. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? WHAT IS YOUR NAMEEEE? OMG THEY'RE TAKING HIS MEMORIES!!!#!!!lkjsfd;lkjsfda;jklsfdalkjsdlkjfsdljksd *flaily*
OMG THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING AMAZING. SO MUCH GLEE!
I need, like, CAPS LOCK TO THE POWER OF A MOLE. That is CAPS LOCK TO THE POWER OF 6.022 TIMES 10 TO THE 23RD POWER. *geek*
Coherent meta tomorrow? Probably not, considering how much OMGGLEE I have for this episode.
Wait, I lied. So if HRG was going to have to turn Claire in-- doesn't Papa Nakamura now need to turn Hiro in? Or is he not working for not!Primatech anymore? Is Yamagato another front like Primatech?
DVRing the Black Donnellys. Will watch tomorrow. Or possibly the next day.
P.S. Very Important Question: Is Radioactive Ted the guy who plays the caveman on the Geico commercials?
P.P.S.EEE LINDERMAN! Fucking FINALLY! EEEE CLAIRE! I hope she finally ends up in New York per every fanfic ever! EEE SIMONE'S NOT DEAD!!! And by "eee," I mean "FUCK." But also, SHE'S A HERO! That's pretty fuckin' awesome, yo. And at least this way she won't be the reason Peter goes all wonky. And Nathan! Facing off with Niki! And Papa Nakamura!
MY LOVE FOR THIS SHOW KNOWS NO BOUNDS. NONE AT ALL. THIS ENTIRE FUCKING EPISODE IS SO FUCKING SICK. KRINGGGGGG. CLAUDE AND HRG!
Can I just say that HRG minus the glasses is CRAZY SEXY. WHERE IS THE HRG/CLAUDE FIC AT? PR0N that PLZ!!!!
BABY HIRO! EEE! *loves*
And dude, how is Ted containing that shit? Totally not scientifically feasible. I FUCKING LOVE IT.
OMG. CLAUDE. SO MUCH CLAUDE LOVE. AND CLAIRE HOMG.
OMG, the theological discussion. I vote that Mama Bennet converts Ted to believing in God and that makes him not go nuclear. I vote that Mama Bennet runs into Dean Winchester and they debate about God.
Oh, Ted. I feel so bad for him. Oh, Ted! And now everybody is going to be made of cancer. "Stay down!" Because it's not like she's invincible or anything.
Er, how is the house containing all that?
OMG, as my mother says-- "That is such great makeup." That was FUCKING INSANE. FUCKING INSANE TO THE POWER OF CRAZY. Ohshit, Claire's gonna get taken.
I would *really* like to know more about Primatech-that-isn't-Primatch. Let's see, Ted's in captivity now, which sets up the "Peter meets Ted and goes kabluey" thing perfectly. Especially since now Claire's getting turned in, which means Peter (and Claude) to the rescue!
AND THEN THE GETTING THE GLASSES!
Ugh, HRG, way to suck as a person. Not only did you NOT tell your daughter she's adopted until she is FUCKING THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, but you also TURNED HER IN TO PRIMATECH THAT ISN'T PRIMATECH. ASSHOLE. Oh, hey, he's still working with the Haitian! I take it back! Please tell me Claude is there, because that would be awesome. WAIT THE HAITIAN IS GONNA KILL HIM? Or fake his death? IS HE DYING? OR IS HE NOT DYING? SHITSHITSHITFUCK!
OH HRG I LOVE YOU. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? WHAT IS YOUR NAMEEEE? OMG THEY'RE TAKING HIS MEMORIES!!!#!!!lkjsfd;lkjsfda;jklsfdalkjsdlkjfsdljksd *flaily*
OMG THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING AMAZING. SO MUCH GLEE!
I need, like, CAPS LOCK TO THE POWER OF A MOLE. That is CAPS LOCK TO THE POWER OF 6.022 TIMES 10 TO THE 23RD POWER. *geek*
Coherent meta tomorrow? Probably not, considering how much OMGGLEE I have for this episode.
Wait, I lied. So if HRG was going to have to turn Claire in-- doesn't Papa Nakamura now need to turn Hiro in? Or is he not working for not!Primatech anymore? Is Yamagato another front like Primatech?
DVRing the Black Donnellys. Will watch tomorrow. Or possibly the next day.
P.S. Very Important Question: Is Radioactive Ted the guy who plays the caveman on the Geico commercials?
P.P.S.EEE LINDERMAN! Fucking FINALLY! EEEE CLAIRE! I hope she finally ends up in New York per every fanfic ever! EEE SIMONE'S NOT DEAD!!! And by "eee," I mean "FUCK." But also, SHE'S A HERO! That's pretty fuckin' awesome, yo. And at least this way she won't be the reason Peter goes all wonky. And Nathan! Facing off with Niki! And Papa Nakamura!