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11th Transmission | Audio (Halloween Event)

Oct 29, 2009 13:14

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[The com clicks on. And there is a long... long silence. Some shifting in the background. Unlike previous transmissions, this one lacks the distinct creaking sounds of metal. At last, a voice speaks. While familiar, it is not... the same as before.]

...

I require... [another pause] I... need... hmn.

Clothing. Covering. Now.

what has science done, pissed hide is pissed, halp, equipment required, primus i'm old, event, wtf

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medicalofficer October 29 2009, 21:35:35 UTC

Ironhide?

heavyweaponsbot October 29 2009, 23:36:34 UTC

...

What.

medicalofficer October 29 2009, 23:37:21 UTC

Would I be correct in assuming I am not the only one who is slightly... different?

heavyweaponsbot October 29 2009, 23:38:18 UTC

[Muttered] You know where you can shove your assumptions...

Yeah.

medicalofficer October 29 2009, 23:44:15 UTC

[Chuckle. You're such a grumpy human, dear.]

It is really very fascinating, if you ask me.

heavyweaponsbot October 29 2009, 23:47:51 UTC

Quit laughing! [raging human 8| ]

This is not fascinating! This is cold! Painful! ... I do not even have armor!

medicalofficer October 29 2009, 23:50:10 UTC

I apologize.

It is a perfect chance for us to learn about those we protect. I just... require clothing, before I can leave my room. I believe that it would be considered most inappropriate otherwise.

heavyweaponsbot October 29 2009, 23:51:50 UTC

[muttermuttersomethingphysicallyimpossible]

Can learn about them just fine with the internet.

... yeah. Me too. Why is this... are all humans so... sensitive?

medicalofficer October 29 2009, 23:54:20 UTC

[What was that, dear?]

It is hardly the same as experiencing!

I believe it has a lot to do with how their nerves... [insert scientific explanation here, babblebabble]

heavyweaponsbot October 29 2009, 23:59:38 UTC

[Nothing, go play with C4]

... I can do without the... experience. How do we shut off the pain receptors, hmn?

[Lets him prattle on for a few minutes...] Ratchet. Focus.

medicalofficer October 30 2009, 00:00:50 UTC

[... :<]

I don't believe we can...

... Hm?

Oh. Ah... yes. Of course.

heavyweaponsbot October 30 2009, 00:05:59 UTC

... So I have to--that is ridiculous. They cannot expect me to... Hmpf!

Still do not see how you can possibly be enjoying this nonsense.

And is the heating system on this boat defective!

medicalofficer October 30 2009, 00:25:52 UTC

It is interesting.

... You are no longer able to manually control your internal heating. You must use clothing to do so.

heavyweaponsbot October 30 2009, 00:28:33 UTC

It is not interesting, it is painful.

... I have none. I have this... cloth... thing.

medicalofficer October 30 2009, 01:23:32 UTC

Only if you do something foolish.

As do I. Mikaela has said she will retrieve me some - perhaps you should wait in my room?

heavyweaponsbot October 30 2009, 01:28:29 UTC

No. Now. Sore...

... you expect me to go to your room like this?

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