[LOCKED TO XANTH, KAIRI, JINX - UNHACKABLE]
Do not answer this transmission with any secure information. The boy known as Xanth, and the female Kairi will meet me in the bar as soon as they receive this message. You are in danger of attack, and I am going to protect you.
But I cannot be in two places at once. Therefore, I will take you to my quarters. Only my allies know where it is. You will be safe there until the storm your friend Jinx kicked up blows over. I am Autobot, and it is my duty to protect human life. I will not allow you to come to harm while you are in my care.
Once you receive this message, respond with... eh... "Why did it stop raining?". Let me know you heard it, and are at the location.
You cannot miss me. Big, black... look like a truck sometimes.
Respond.
[LOCKED TO RATCHET - UNHACKABLE]
Might have done something foolish again.