Screw losing weight! That's too much work and I'm far too lazy. But, I don't want to buy that
magic pill to make me lose weight and
liposuction is far too expensive. What can I do?
I know. I'll just move to the US, where statistics say I'll be average to normal size. Maybe I should go to one of the states in this slideshow:
http://www.forbes.com/2007/11/14/health-obesity-cities-forbeslife-cx_rr_1114obese_slide.html?thisSpeed=30000