22. Fortune cookies that actually have a fortune inside.
I say this a lot, but I kind of want to have the job of writing fortunes for fortunes cookies. I would write all sorts of foreboding things, like "You will die in three months unless you buy yellow shoes," or really random stuff like "Don't eat the cookie. It's stale."
Or maybe I would write fortunes that might make someone smile. Like this one did for me.