BADMOODDON'TASK
Even though we've been out of high school for a while, we still seem to be in it.
Everyone I know needs a fucking attitude adjustment.
They are so stuck in high school that apparently it's still taboo to mix social circles.
It might so totally ruin yer street cred if you invite me to hang out with you and your "other" friends, that we all clearly know each other and everything. But you have to make it all weird. Because I know I act all cool about it, like it doesn't bother me at all that you purposely leave me out, but it does. And I deserve to be.
And zomg, if you lyke, so totally talk about how smart and pretty [you think you are] then maybe other people might so totally believe it! When really, no d00d wants to tap that and we all laugh. But you can go ahead and pretend like you've gotten laid so0o0o much and by so0o0o many dudes. We all know you haven't. I look at you, and I know you haven't. It's mean, but it's true.
But you go and call me a slut, when clearly that's all you've ever wanted to be. You want poeple to think you are wanted. When you so clearly are not.
One phone call, and I could get laid tonight. You'd need a fuckin' phonebook.
And OHWOW, you think that because you're young you can get away with everything. Reality check. You think you have it so tough now, just wait. Juuuust wait. I've got stories you'd never wish upon your biggest enemy. And I still smile because face it, life ain't that bad. So stop your whining and get the fuck over it. Because as bad as it is, it could always get worse. So stop pitying yourself and do somethin' about it.
OHONELASTTHING It's really cool that since we haven't talked in a few days, you call and ask me about ME and talk to me about how I'M doing (for once), but when it lasts like 10 minutes and you offer me priceless gems of advice such as, "It happens, don't worry about it," it makes me wonder how much you really do care.
Oh, and I loved the emphasis you put on the words, "buddy," and "pal," and "FRIEND" you made to me all the while.
And I know you're out there meeting girls, but skimping on that sensitive topic with me, so you should know that it's O.K. Go ahead and date. You are allowed to be with other people. I'll just seethe about it on the inside. But seeing you happy makes me happy. And I can't exactly be angry over who you're happy with. (As long as it's not that bitch ex of yours.) OH but it's NOT OKAY with me when you tease my best friend for dating a guy who is 6 years older. You thought our 3 year difference was a huge leap. It's really not a big deal. They like each other. It doesn't automatically make him a sleaze.
All these "you"'s refer to different people or general people. Soo.
Sometimes I feel like I'm way too old for my age.
And way too full of rage.
Everyone I know needs a fucking attitude adjustment.
They are so stuck in high school that apparently it's still taboo to mix social circles.
It might so totally ruin yer street cred if you invite me to hang out with you and your "other" friends, that we all clearly know each other and everything. But you have to make it all weird. Because I know I act all cool about it, like it doesn't bother me at all that you purposely leave me out, but it does. And I deserve to be.
And zomg, if you lyke, so totally talk about how smart and pretty [you think you are] then maybe other people might so totally believe it! When really, no d00d wants to tap that and we all laugh. But you can go ahead and pretend like you've gotten laid so0o0o much and by so0o0o many dudes. We all know you haven't. I look at you, and I know you haven't. It's mean, but it's true.
But you go and call me a slut, when clearly that's all you've ever wanted to be. You want poeple to think you are wanted. When you so clearly are not.
One phone call, and I could get laid tonight. You'd need a fuckin' phonebook.
And OHWOW, you think that because you're young you can get away with everything. Reality check. You think you have it so tough now, just wait. Juuuust wait. I've got stories you'd never wish upon your biggest enemy. And I still smile because face it, life ain't that bad. So stop your whining and get the fuck over it. Because as bad as it is, it could always get worse. So stop pitying yourself and do somethin' about it.
OHONELASTTHING It's really cool that since we haven't talked in a few days, you call and ask me about ME and talk to me about how I'M doing (for once), but when it lasts like 10 minutes and you offer me priceless gems of advice such as, "It happens, don't worry about it," it makes me wonder how much you really do care.
Oh, and I loved the emphasis you put on the words, "buddy," and "pal," and "FRIEND" you made to me all the while.
And I know you're out there meeting girls, but skimping on that sensitive topic with me, so you should know that it's O.K. Go ahead and date. You are allowed to be with other people. I'll just seethe about it on the inside. But seeing you happy makes me happy. And I can't exactly be angry over who you're happy with. (As long as it's not that bitch ex of yours.) OH but it's NOT OKAY with me when you tease my best friend for dating a guy who is 6 years older. You thought our 3 year difference was a huge leap. It's really not a big deal. They like each other. It doesn't automatically make him a sleaze.
All these "you"'s refer to different people or general people. Soo.
Sometimes I feel like I'm way too old for my age.
And way too full of rage.