Because clearly, he wins. Question from a Twilight fan: Robert, will you suck my blood out?
RP: Yes. Right now? Do they give their addresses and stuff?
MTV: They give their names, and I am sure if you click on MTV.com, you could e-mail any of them.
RP: "Will you suck my blood out?" Is that, like, a worried question? Or is it kind of a desiring question? I won't if you don't want me to.
It was almost definitely a desiring question, scary and gross though it may be. The really brilliant thing about the insane corner of the Twilight fandom is that they make me feel absolutely fine about fangirling David Tennant, because compared to this, I might as well be going "David who?"