Jim asked if I were kidding. I wasn't.
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The V-Bot joined our family shortly after Christmas. He has an MP3 dock so that he can dance around while playing your horrible 80s music. I pretend he looks like a modified Mini Cooper so as to avoid the shame of owning an SUV.
Also wik, as my brother knows, I take a special delight in knockoff Transformers utterly lacking in sense or taste. The Titanic-bot just may take the iceberg...
http://www.reasonablyclever.com/boots/titanic/titbot.htm