condoms are great!
my cousin colin decided to wake me at 6'30 on monday morning to inform me that it was his birthday. i don't know why this news couldn't have waited until after my alarm clock went off.
my cousin elizabeth decided to wake me at 6'00 am on tuesday morning to show me her ariel doll, which i had rescued from the sink disposal the day before.
my cousin gerard decided to wake me at 5'45 this morning to tell me that he finished the batman puzzle all by himself.
WHY IN THE HELL DON'T THESE KIDS KEEP NORMAL SLEEPING HOURS?!?!
at this rate, i won't need my alarm clock for the rest of the summer. but i will need large quantitites of no-doze. if nothing else, i will be firmly cured of any maternal insticts by the time this summer is through. condoms all the way, baby!
on a much happier note, my boss gave me a raise last week. again. i've worked for him about two months and already i've gotten two raises. that's a hell of a lot better than blockbuster, where i worked for three years with no raise whatsoever. (bastards!) maybe at this rate, i'll save enough to buy a really cheap used minivan for moving harps!
my cousin elizabeth decided to wake me at 6'00 am on tuesday morning to show me her ariel doll, which i had rescued from the sink disposal the day before.
my cousin gerard decided to wake me at 5'45 this morning to tell me that he finished the batman puzzle all by himself.
WHY IN THE HELL DON'T THESE KIDS KEEP NORMAL SLEEPING HOURS?!?!
at this rate, i won't need my alarm clock for the rest of the summer. but i will need large quantitites of no-doze. if nothing else, i will be firmly cured of any maternal insticts by the time this summer is through. condoms all the way, baby!
on a much happier note, my boss gave me a raise last week. again. i've worked for him about two months and already i've gotten two raises. that's a hell of a lot better than blockbuster, where i worked for three years with no raise whatsoever. (bastards!) maybe at this rate, i'll save enough to buy a really cheap used minivan for moving harps!